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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2005, 12:47:34 pm »
Just post "wares" and have people think "How'd he get wares from apples? Oh, it's pears."

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2005, 01:52:54 pm »
apparently apples = ass (like rosy apples) and wares = gonads.
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2005, 03:00:18 pm »
ok thats it, youre not getting it.

Up the apples,
apples and pears = Stairs
Up the stairs.

Heres another one: Ive just stepped in a Richard
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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2005, 06:06:01 pm »
turd

edit: ****, now we can get revenge on those land of the doubles snobs!
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2005, 12:50:06 am »
Ohh, so. getting a bit cocky are we? yes Richard the Third = Turd

stay off the Kaiber
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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2005, 01:21:32 am »
kaiber pass = gas
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2005, 08:22:51 am »
nope
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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2005, 02:48:18 pm »
Stay off the grass

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2005, 02:54:16 pm »
well done. Kaiber pass = Grass

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2005, 03:13:56 pm »
bangers and mash = cash
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2005, 12:18:27 am »
yes indeed, are you sure you arent cheating?  ;)

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2005, 08:13:37 am »
the only Desmond I can think of is Desmond Tutu and if you graduate you are in school. I can't think of anything else it rhymes with but 2.2 or two-two. How did I do?

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2005, 08:51:36 am »
yes 2-2 is correct

Now I have to think of another one...uuum...I'll post it later :P
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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2006, 03:41:12 pm »
I dont know if you guys are still playing this but heres one for you

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Re: The first Cockney rhyming slang-stravaganza!
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2006, 08:24:35 am »
yes he did, he just didnt use it in a sentance. Ie. What a bunch of Britneys... or something like that.
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