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First contact of the Orizz
« on: February 17, 2009, 05:14:23 am »
in the city, the sounds of cheers and fireworks raged on as the new EVT (Extrasolar Video Transmitter)
was finished.......

17 years later...

"Aim,aim...." Falkasik, a new Orizz to the project, aimed the EVT at what appeared to be a purple, yet habitable extrasolar planet. The video message said, "Hello beings of this galaxy, We are the orizz. We wish,you have a safe flight to  our system, and we will discuss matters when you arrive. Lordspeed."





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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 12:26:30 pm »
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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 04:07:22 pm »
((Maybe some people don't WANT to. Ever think of that!?thisguyisreallyannoying))
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
Come check out The Bino and The Ni'Calls
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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 04:47:44 am »
((The idiot above me wasted his time saying that >:( and not RPING!))



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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 05:30:45 am »
((FLAME WARS Round 1; FIGHT!))

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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 05:31:36 am »
((I'm calling Steve about this fuss))
"Always look on the bright side of life!" *whistles*

You must be REALLY fun at parties.

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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 06:11:46 am »
((not this again))

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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 08:26:26 am »
((I seriously doubt  "pie" is 9...He should've saved us the guessing, just called himself "troll".))
« Last Edit: February 18, 2009, 08:46:22 am by Kitkat »
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
Come check out The Bino and The Ni'Calls
(Or don't these are old and embarrasing)

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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 11:40:01 am »
(( I think pie should get another chance.))
You can probably find me, if you have pesterchum, under burningOrigins or cantankerousZealot.

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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 01:10:03 pm »
((PLEASE DON'T NECROBUMP!))
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 02:04:42 pm »
( Please don't post in all-caps.  Also, it wasn't necro bumping.  To report something, click the little button next to a post labeled "Report to Moderator")


Quote from: Grazony
Thanks Kenobro. :)

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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2009, 03:49:49 pm »
The Quasits received this message in what seemed to be gibberish. Their colony on this planet had been their for a long time and had only received transmissions from Quistaran until now. They sent a small exploration party to the planet and sent a message.

//We are the Quasit Empire. Who are you?//
DEATH TO DAESH! In solidarity with Rojava!
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Re: First contact of teh Orizz
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2009, 08:46:51 am »
Quote from: Bagder Man 22 link=kilter=15734.msg688748#msg688748 date=1238539789
teh Quasits received this message in what seemed to be gibberish. tehir colony on this planet had been tehir for a long time and had only received transmissions from Quistaran until now. tehy sent a small exploration party to teh planet and sent a message.

//We r teh Quasit Empire. Who r u?//
"We are the Orizz, nice to meet you."
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 01:03:02 pm by pie »



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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 05:10:22 pm »
"Hello, Orizzes.  This is the Hairy Sneegle species.  If you come with our values of the importance of the individual, and in hard work bringing material gain, you live.  If you advance the communist, barbarian values of our enemies, we will smash you.

So have fun trading with us, and don't get on our nerves.  Bye!"
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: First contact of the Orizz
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 05:17:56 pm »
"Hey we were here first you Hairy Sneegles. Finders keepers. That means they're ours, not yours."
DEATH TO DAESH! In solidarity with Rojava!
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