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The Parc
« on: February 16, 2009, 08:13:09 pm »
I bring you, the Parc.

Here is an illustration of what a male and female Parc creature looks like.

Every Parc is born with wings, which they cannot use, because they do not have any usable muscles in the wings, they just are there. They also have an almost infinite supply of snot, as clearly shown at the tip of the Parc's nose standing in the middle of the picture. There are debates on how the Parc produce their snot, but some researchers have observed Parc communities and groups consume their own, and other's snot. It is perhaps stored in the stomach of the Parc, and then ejected through the nostril, rinse, repeat.
There are other theories, for example that they produce snot in the same way that other creatures sweat.
The snot is considered a male Parc's manhood, the more you snot, the more prestige you have as a male. The leader of the Parc is appointed through a snot competition, where the male Parc who manages to fill five pints of snot, and then consume it, wins.

A Parc lives out his/her life for 25 human years.
When a Parc has lived for around 20 to 25(or more, but that is very rare), the Parc has a seizure, and experiences violent spasms. After two days explosive diarrhea and throwing up, the Parc dies from asphyxia(there are some rare cases where the Parc manages to twitch around so much as to drown in his/her own feces, but this is very rare.


This is the Parc's homeworld, Parcea. Lacking any technology to traverse the universe, the Parc have been on their planet forever. The planet surface is very sticky (possibly due to the amount of snot produced.). there was pure water before the Parc evolved into what they are now, but over time as they existed, the water on Parcea turned into snot itself. Currency on Parcea is water, which is very rare to find.

This,

is the god of the Parc.
He is the divine entity, who the Parc worship nonstop. There is only one religion on Parcea, and that is this deity. His name is Parcsus. Legend has it that long ago, a Parc was born, this Parc was different from all the other Parc. He did not produce any snot. Since this was the only special thing about him, all the other Parc worshipped him with overzealousness, and wiped out all the other species on the planet who did not give up their own religion in service of Parcsus.
In fact, all the other species on Parcea were very intelligent, they were near reaching the space age. but the constant snotting by the Parc race ensured that they all perished.
The parc do not need to drink water to live, they get nutrition from their snot, and other bodily fluids.


Yeah.



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Re: The Parc
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 08:15:57 pm »
They look squishy. :) ;D ::)
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Re: The Parc
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 08:16:02 pm »
That's the fifty-seventh most disgusting thing I have ever read.
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Re: The Parc
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 08:16:20 pm »
Lol..

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Re: The Parc
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 08:22:26 pm »
So, they all suffer from Parcingson's syndrome? Lol. (Not making fun of anyone with this, just making an observation on the creation and it's name.)
« Last Edit: February 16, 2009, 08:24:04 pm by Kitkat »
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Re: The Parc
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 08:23:09 pm »
Funny how that joke doesn't work since it's Parkinson's *disease.
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Re: The Parc
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 08:23:34 pm »
Not really, didn't actually think Parkinson's when i made them.

I could give away the secret about their name for you?

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Re: The Parc
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 08:27:51 pm »
It's, well, I, uh...
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I'll stop now, I feel incredibly stupid
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Re: The Parc
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 08:31:41 pm »
The planet is the CIA headquarters.... I love them expect Crappy MS PAINT fan art soon.

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Re: The Parc
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 08:44:45 pm »

Are we rolling? Ok... Hello! I am Kurt Goldberg, you're watching live footage on Animal Planet -Intergalactic Edition. We are here, on the planet Parcea, here to observe how the beautiful species known as the Parc live and survive.


We move closer and hide behind a bush. Get down! Observe, these beautiful creatures living in their natural habitat. this group of lone Parcs are living in a crater and-can you get a shot? zoom-yes, they can be seen traversing the Pracea steppes in groups.

You zooming? get the fu- good, zoom closer.

By Jove... aren't they just adorable?

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Next time, we shall see what happens when the film crew move in and try to communicate with the Parcs!

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Re: The Parc
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 08:46:48 pm »
This won't end well, someone will get vomited on. Probably the Parcs
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Re: The Parc
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 08:47:39 pm »
That's revolting. I want to see what happens next!
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Re: The Parc
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2009, 08:52:23 pm »
Do they hate tissue paper?

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Re: The Parc
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2009, 08:54:21 pm »
Wow.... I totally watch that. :D

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Re: The Parc
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2009, 10:14:49 pm »
FAN FART!