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Offline Grazony

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2009, 07:49:19 pm »
Psycho Mom virus: Gives you cookies and milk and than slits your throat and kills your hard drive.

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2009, 07:01:18 pm »
Agnostic Virus: It makes sense.
Verizon Virus: It can hear you now.
Nostalgia Virus: It remembers it so you don't have to.
Newgrounds Virus: Overloads your hard drive with everything, by everyone.
Granny Virus: Changes your username to "Mister Binkypoo" and your password to "cutiepie."

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2009, 12:03:30 pm »
American virus: Downloads huge amounts of files.. Even if the hard-disk is completely full, it's still downloading until the hard-disk crashes.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2009, 06:40:59 pm »
LSD Virus: Makes your windows look colourful, yet melting, yaaaay
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2011, 01:29:10 pm »
Dan Quayle Virus: If it had known those Latin American computers were so nice, it would have downloaded Latin in high school.

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #50 on: May 12, 2011, 04:15:28 pm »
Yes is no virus : sets 0 = true and 1 = false in your computers understanding of code, thus breaking every program

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2011, 06:37:46 am »
Bolo Virus: wrecks your computer for the honor of the regiment!

T-Virus: it pities the fool who got his computer infected by it.

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2011, 10:26:24 pm »
Youtube Virus: Records everything you do and posts it on the internet while playing annoying 'popular' music.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2011, 08:56:09 pm »
Sweet 'n' Sour virus: Screws up your computer completely, deleting all your important files based on frequency of launching...then apologizes and restores them.....then changes your desktop to some humiliating arse-shot a few days later.