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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2009, 08:34:44 pm »
High Schooler virus: Is completely dormant for a few weeks, then crams all the computer destroying in at the last possible minute. (There's a built-in deadline.)

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #31 on: January 26, 2009, 08:54:24 pm »
FAIL virus- all image files have "FAIL" affixed to them.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #32 on: January 27, 2009, 07:32:55 am »
Goggle virus- it does NOTHING!

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #33 on: January 27, 2009, 07:45:11 am »
Goggle virus- it does NOTHING!
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #34 on: January 27, 2009, 08:09:30 am »
Yuu Virus: It wins

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2009, 03:27:53 pm »
Hard-Disk Eater: A Microsoft Agent of a bacteriophage virus is downloaded on your computer without your permission and then warns you that you are a n00b and that your computer was infected with a hard-disk-eating virus that will eat all of your programs by the minute and then lastly the contents of the entire WINDOWS folder.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #36 on: January 27, 2009, 03:32:30 pm »
Mac Virus:

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #37 on: January 28, 2009, 06:59:04 am »
Awesome one, Veraal! ;D

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #38 on: January 28, 2009, 08:49:44 am »
Gilette Virus: Deletes all beard-related images. ;D
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2009, 11:35:46 pm »
Scientology virus: thetens(sp?) infect your computer though apart form an occasionally flashed waring of this you can not tell. you have to par ridiculous amounts of money to remove it.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2009, 07:15:41 pm »
od virus, overdoses your computer with data.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2009, 07:40:45 pm »
SubmissionWare: After being secretly installed, a window suddenly pops up, asking that if you hate viruses, if you answer yes, then it another window pops up saying "THEN YOU MUST DIE, YOU INSOLENT, FAT HUMAN!!!!!", and then vital system components are destroyed within quick minutes. It will spare your documents and games, but a modified blue screen of death appears, with the text:

"For the insolent, organic abomination you are, I have completely beseiged your WINDOWS folder. I am merciful enough to spare your files, however, but if you do not agree to this pact, then then the rest of your C:/ drive will be incinerated! Provided that I do not destroy your valuable files that you were to lazy to back up, you must swallow a small pet, preferrably one of your poisonous frogs or newts! If you do not comply, then kiss your hard disk goodbye, lazy obese human!!! I do not care if you do not have any poisonous amphibians, agree now or face the consequences!!!

Press F1 to agree.
Press F2 or ESC to decline."

If you decline, the screen will go black and within an hour or so, your hard disk drive is completely destroyed.
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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2009, 06:29:56 pm »
Sporeizii virus:
When you start spore, it will say "NAZI LOLZ"
And delete all your spore files.
It will then execute Insane Virus

Insane Virus:
Your screen's colors get inverted every millisecond, while your hard drive is infected with all the viruses in this topic.
After done, the screen turns into a background of Gaming steve and said, "...owned lol."

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2009, 04:10:01 pm »
All-your-base virus: All  your bytes are belong to us...
OK, both of you die and let us know what happens.

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Re: New computer virus' know your enemy!
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2009, 07:35:51 pm »
Spama** Virus:
Every time you press something, your computer will explode :)