Topic: New computer virus' know your enemy!

[Grazony]

Psycho Mom virus: Gives you cookies and milk and than slits your throat and kills your hard drive.

[omegatripod]

Agnostic Virus: It makes sense.
Verizon Virus: It can hear you now.
Nostalgia Virus: It remembers it so you don't have to.
Newgrounds Virus: Overloads your hard drive with everything, by everyone.
Granny Virus: Changes your username to "Mister Binkypoo" and your password to "cutiepie."

[The_Kev]

American virus: Downloads huge amounts of files.. Even if the hard-disk is completely full, it's still downloading until the hard-disk crashes.

[Detoxicated]

LSD Virus: Makes your windows look colourful, yet melting, yaaaay

[Slinky]

Dan Quayle Virus: If it had known those Latin American computers were so nice, it would have downloaded Latin in high school.

[Clayface]

Yes is no virus : sets 0 = true and 1 = false in your computers understanding of code, thus breaking every program

[Yuu]

Bolo Virus: wrecks your computer for the honor of the regiment!

T-Virus: it pities the fool who got his computer infected by it.

[Flamester_]

Youtube Virus: Records everything you do and posts it on the internet while playing annoying 'popular' music.

[GroxGlitch]

Sweet 'n' Sour virus: Screws up your computer completely, deleting all your important files based on frequency of launching...then apologizes and restores them.....then changes your desktop to some humiliating arse-shot a few days later.