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Re: The Virus - 2
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2009, 12:15:46 pm »
Blood System. Why? Because that prevents some doctor from trying to discover us and finding a way to kill us.
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Re: The Virus - 2
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2009, 12:17:25 pm »
D sounds like the least noticeable one. Dont forget that when we are noticed they are gonna make a cure against us.

Edit: Heh Plank of Wood posted the same thing.

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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2009, 12:25:35 pm »
B gives us AIDS qualities, although WE want to become the most bad ass virus alive, not allow other viruses to take that spot...

I'll go with D too.

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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2009, 01:05:26 pm »
E) Other, the stomach, or whatever is in it, so we can cause explosive dioreah and vomiting, (end eventually dehydration)

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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2009, 01:13:07 pm »
Yes, because nobody will notice explosive diarhea!

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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2009, 01:23:58 pm »
Yes, because nobody will notice explosive diarhea!
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2009, 01:51:52 pm »
Immune System. It's what all the cool diseases are doing.

Plus I'm pretty sure its very difficult to quarantine an airborne disease...
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2009, 02:40:14 pm »
D, would be harder to be detected.
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Re: The Virus - 2
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2009, 02:49:48 pm »
Immune System. It's what all the cool diseases are doing.

Plus I'm pretty sure its very difficult to quarantine an airborne disease...

SARS was airborne and all they did was wear mask (among other things but this is what sticks out), the cold is airborne so people just stay home when they have it.

Its not hard.
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2009, 03:46:55 pm »
Ebola is an airborne virus. Which is currently the most badass virus on earth.
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Re: The Virus - 2
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2009, 04:10:40 pm »
Stay in the blood for now. Later, when we have the chance, let's enter the brain. Only certain drugs can pass through the brain's filter and they won't be able to remove us surgically as long as we don't clump ourselves together.

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Re: The Virus - 2
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2009, 10:21:22 pm »
E Appendix. No one will see it coming!

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Re: The Virus - 2
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2009, 09:13:05 am »

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Our virus has adapted itself to conceal itself within the blood stream. It has taken a blood cells shape yet distinguishes itself by having the two protrusions on its 'top'. These protrusions are what allow our virus to attach itself to other blood cells providing fast travel, however our virus lacks the capability of infecting the other red blood cells, so for now we merely divide ourselves rapidly to reproduce. In order to leave the body, the infected person must have an open, bleeding wound from which our viruses are then carried along by natural forces. We are able to live outside of a body for ~ 1 hour, during which time we must enter another body through the mouth, eyes, or nose. For the moment, we merely lower the total red-blood cell count of the infected by having the red blood cells being consumed with us as phagocytes ingest us. We are hardly noticeable and cause no fever or physical harm. However, we are dangerous to people who have been in major blood loss accidents and thus can not survive as long due to the lack of blood. For now however, we must focus on using the body to produce more of our virus, instead of relying on the virus to reproduce itself. What will we use to reproduce us?

Will we reproduce by...
A) Infecting the genitalia? (Will reproduce faster and cause infertility in most, not all, victims)
B) Infecting red blood cells? (Will multiply in vast amounts, however causes a large immune system reaction)
C) Infecting muscle cells? (Can not infect many as they are tough, lowers motor skills slightly of body)
D) Infecting saliva glands? (Allows cross saliva infection, low reproduction amount though as most are killed in stomach acid)
E) Infecting tissue? (Average bodily response, average reproduction, most viruses do this so little competition)
F) Continuing Asexual reproduction?

Mode(s) of Transportation: Airborne
Infected Area(s): Blood Stream
Infected Cell(s): None
Effect(s) upon body: Lowers red blood cell count.
Immune System Reaction: Low
Treatment: None

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Re: The Virus - 3
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2009, 09:20:33 am »
A) Let's be jerks!
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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2009, 09:21:04 am »
Choice A
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