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Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« on: January 14, 2009, 10:41:43 am »
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Formany years we insects have watched the human race take over the Earth. We thought we could benifit from them; the humans could build us shelter which we would take refuge in as our sworn enemies, the Birds, were always on the hunt. We inspired their leaders with our bravery, our teamwork and our endurance; we clean up waste and decompose dead matter. However, from the day that they declared war on the locusts, roaches and termites, for going too far in their "co-operation". They tried to poison us, crush us with insturments of death and their youth pull off the wings of our flying brethrin insects, probably to sabotage any chance of we, the insects, destroying any risks of aerial attack.

We insects must take back what is rightfully ours - We must make them Human slaves- In an Insect Nation!



(There are five species Insect for us to choose from)

Bee

Pros - Can fly, make hives, can sting, Good Teamwork, makes honey.

Cons - Stinging also kills the bee, high chance of being attacked

Wasp

Pros - Can Fly, make hives, can sting more than once, low chance of being attacked

Cons - Hated by most humans, diplomacy with other insects is harder, too agressive

Ants

Pros - Excellent Teamwork, good defence, wide diet

Cons - Vunerable, high chance of attack, sworn enemies with termites.

Dragonflies

Pros - Can fly, good hunters, lavae live in water, predators

Cons - Solitary, vunerable to larger predators

Antlion

Pros - It is a real insect, larvae are the almighty gods of ambush predation, adults can fly.

Cons - Adults are weak, larvae can't move.
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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 10:50:39 am »
Ants.
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 10:51:38 am »
WASPS


WE DON'T NEED NO FRIENDS.

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 11:01:53 am »
Ants, they offer the most diverse gameplay :)

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 11:37:21 am »
Wasps seem cool

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 11:57:26 am »
Ants...
I am the very model of a scientist salarian...

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 12:12:43 pm »
Don't let the ant's win! Wasps forever!


That's right, I voted in my own game. Take that un-biasm!


EDIT: In addition:

WASPS WASPS WASPS!
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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 12:33:09 pm »
Ants just out of spite
Waging a war against a world thats given war up.

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 12:33:32 pm »
Wasps.

We can still build big hives n' stuff as wasps, right?

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 12:34:03 pm »
Yeah. Wasps build big hives, and stuff.
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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 12:39:40 pm »
Yeah, and we could use our paper to make paper airplanes, meaning that we can bomb cities.
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 12:40:25 pm »
I take it that means you are changing your vote, Gragan.

If so, wasps win by being two in the lead.
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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 12:41:14 pm »
Wasps

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2009, 12:41:53 pm »
Uh, double check with grangan before you jump the gun.  ;)

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Re: Insect Nation - Parody of Coup D'État
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2009, 12:48:13 pm »
We need another Wasp vote or for Grangan to switch for a wasp victory.
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