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Offline Andrew Ryan

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Re: Crazy Projects
« Reply #60 on: December 28, 2008, 12:19:53 am »
Yah, what Skyward said!

You could finally invade the Vatican and make yourself the true Skub Pope!
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Re: Crazy Projects
« Reply #61 on: December 28, 2008, 01:49:30 am »
I'm afraid we mustn't rush these things. We can never be too prepared if we are to attempt such a strategic move. The price will be heavy if we expose ourselves at such an early stage.

Aside from conventional warfare, it is also crucial that we spend at least several weeks training them in the different schools of magic. With Neo at the helm of the training program, I'm absolutely certain the gerbils will turn out to be excellent magi.

I'm not sure about the rabbit, though. We may want to keep him in the reserve. We can never be too sure about things.
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Re: Crazy Projects
« Reply #62 on: December 28, 2008, 08:54:25 am »
Make them little outfits and see how long they wear them.  :D

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Re: Crazy Projects
« Reply #63 on: December 28, 2008, 10:37:40 am »
No M. That would immediately change the project from 'cool' to 'tacky twee nonsense as disrespectful to the intelligence of all pet owners as it is to the dignity of the animals'

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Re: Crazy Projects
« Reply #64 on: December 28, 2008, 11:05:36 am »
Indeed.

As far as training goes, I'm not sure if it would be necessary.  Have you ever seen gerbils fight?  We once made the mistake of putting two females in the same cage (way back before this whole thing got started), and we are fairly certain that they are already qualified Jedi.  They turn into furry balls of fury that can bounce off of any surface with near perfect accuracy, jump about half a meter straight up with no preparation, and they do not slow down until forcibly separated.

And that's against things their own size.  We didn't get any pictures, but Crazy Eyes made the mistake of walking to the island and eating their food awhile back.  We weren't close enough to see details, but they started darting out of tunnels at him and disappearing before he could turn.  He lasted a whole thirty seconds before running like hell.  And my dad apparently owned a pair who did the same to a cat from under the couch, lost one but the other one just got angry after that.

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Re: Crazy Projects
« Reply #65 on: December 28, 2008, 03:51:31 pm »
Splendid! :D :)

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Re: Crazy Projects
« Reply #66 on: December 29, 2008, 05:40:40 pm »
Matbe you could breed an army and sell them to the military.

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« Reply #67 on: December 30, 2008, 06:46:21 pm »
Matbe you could breed an army and sell them to the military Air Force.

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