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Offline Kcronos

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Tock.
« on: November 28, 2008, 04:16:31 pm »
Time:  Your childhood, around midnight
Place:  A quaint country home, in the middle of nowhere.

  :Hmmm?  Wha?  What is it? *Groan*.  I was sleeping!
What?  Music?  at this time of night?  I'd better go check...



Rats.  And they're dancing.  I hate it when this happens!

What should I do?


(Okay, so how this works is, you can ask the boy questions, and he'll answer them.  You can ask him to do something, and he will.  Just say exactly what you mean, and this will all work out.  I won't kill him off, unless you take advantage of the fact that I won't  :P )


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Re: Tock.
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 04:20:06 pm »
Pick up one of the rats by the neck and ask him what it is doing.
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 04:33:11 pm »
:You, rat!  What are you doing?

:  You are brave for a coward.  We're dancing of course...  Hee hee!

:Yes, I can see that.  But why?

:All the better to feast afterward...  Hee hee!

The rat is dropped in the floor, and the other rats start dancing toward you, forcing you out into the hallway.

: (Aside)  I don't think I realized how many rats there were...
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Re: Tock.
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 04:47:31 pm »
Summon Tim Burton to estroy the rats!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Tock.
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 04:53:49 pm »
Was Tim Burton in your childhood?


I didn't think so.
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 04:54:45 pm »
 That sounded wrong...
Get a wiffle bat out of your room and chase them all out with it.
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: Tock.
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 05:00:47 pm »
Um, I hate to sound railroad-ish, but there is a horde of dancing rats between you and your room.  You got forced out into the hallway, remember?
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 05:02:19 pm »
Challenge their leader to dance off and show up their old fashioned moves with your youth and enthusiasm!  You saw it in a movie, so it has to work!
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Re: Tock.
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 05:04:05 pm »
Was Tim Burton in your childhood?


I didn't think so.

What other kind of childhood could have resulted in a being such as Krakow Sam?
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Re: Tock.
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 05:07:13 pm »
I lived in a house full of puppets and mannequins of Johnny Depp.  :'(
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Tock.
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2008, 05:09:01 pm »
Challenge their leader to dance off and show up their old fashioned moves with your youth and enthusiasm!  You saw it in a movie, so it has to work!

If there are canes and top hats, then this.

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Re: Tock.
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2008, 05:10:57 pm »
Like this!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA</a>
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Re: Tock.
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2008, 05:29:05 pm »
I love that movie!

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Re: Tock.
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2008, 10:41:08 pm »
     Ask them why they are wearing those hats.

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Re: Tock.
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2008, 10:41:57 pm »
Right idea, wrong song.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3-Hb9wF9s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3-Hb9wF9s</a>