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Offline Andrew Ryan

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #120 on: December 28, 2008, 01:57:45 pm »
Step 122: Using your Uber-leet skillz, hunt down the Ark of the Covenant. When found, burn it, and capture the smoke generated. When this is done, condense it down to a liquid and place it in the recipe.   
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #121 on: December 28, 2008, 02:23:55 pm »
Step 123: Cook the current recipe on 1000000F until charred and boiling.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #122 on: December 31, 2008, 02:33:25 pm »
Step 124:  Eat all of whatever the heck this piece of crap we are making is and start over.


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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #123 on: December 31, 2008, 03:10:11 pm »
Step 125: Ignore previous hundred steps and add one dog.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #124 on: December 31, 2008, 03:29:20 pm »
Step 126: Add sprinkles.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #125 on: December 31, 2008, 04:26:38 pm »
Step 127: Ignore the next step and add 5 gold coins from various time periods.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #126 on: December 31, 2008, 04:36:47 pm »
Step 128: Ignore the previous step and add your left foot.




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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #127 on: December 31, 2008, 06:32:38 pm »
Step 129: Dodge falling whales generated by your improbability drive. Those are the consequences for altering reality.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #128 on: December 31, 2008, 08:27:51 pm »
Step 130: Play E.T. for the Atari for 10 hours straight.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #129 on: December 31, 2008, 10:37:31 pm »
Step 131: after blowing your brains out collect them and fry them in a pan with a little garlic butter.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #130 on: December 31, 2008, 11:31:42 pm »
Step  132: Prepare some spaghetti noodles, toss brains through.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #131 on: January 01, 2009, 01:03:41 pm »
Step 133:  Well WTF is going on with my cooking into the sky forever.


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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #132 on: January 01, 2009, 02:11:12 pm »
Step 134: Boil your TV and collect it's fumes. Also, avoid the next two steps.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #133 on: January 01, 2009, 02:18:01 pm »
Step 134: Boil your TV and collect it's fumes. Also, avoid the next two steps.

You used two steps, and you can't say to ignore steps.

Step 135:   Get professional psychiatric help.


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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #134 on: January 01, 2009, 02:21:01 pm »
Step 136: Add the blood of a sacrifice(Andrew Ryan's will do)