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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2008, 06:03:57 pm »
Step 32: Put the stuff that is instructed in the book of "How to kill someone"

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2008, 06:04:16 pm »
Step 33: battle the rancor using only a rock and use its blood juices to bast the meal in

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2008, 07:58:53 pm »
Step 34: Add 2cc of liquid Tiberium.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2008, 08:04:03 pm »
Step 35: Extract 2cc of liquid Tiberium.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2008, 08:09:50 pm »
Step 36: Put the now irradiated meal into the center of a huge coffin, preferrably the size of a WW2 American battleship.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2008, 09:36:52 pm »
Step 37: Beat up an old lady with a frozen carp. Add the carp. Boil for 1138 seconds over the fires of Mt. Doom.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2008, 11:58:15 pm »
Step 38: Sing "My Heart will go on" into a glass flask. When finished put a cap in it and insert it into the bowl.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2008, 01:25:36 am »
Step 39: Now filter the whole thing through Marx's beard again and again untill it is well filtered.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2008, 05:37:28 am »
Step 40: Shake violently for exactly 32 seconds, whilst soothingly singing Happy Birtday to you.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2008, 06:42:39 am »
Step 41: Find a litte girl in a park and take her. Do bad things to her for years to come and be on internet. Then grab the girl and cook her in the pot for the hotness to come

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2008, 06:46:27 am »
Step 42: Reflect on everything you have done. Put your tears in the icing.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2008, 07:04:09 am »
Step 43: After letting the tears dry for 20 seconds, go dig up Hitler's corpse. Spit on it and shave off his moustache. Put 1/2 in a new bowl with water and 1/2 on your tears icing.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2008, 08:47:24 am »
Step 44: Yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and "OVER 9000!" at the recipe. Add Marx's bow tie and Master Chief's helmet. This won't do anything for the flavor but if you hide cleverly then you can get them to beat up the recipe, thus softening it for step 45.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2008, 10:55:08 am »
step 45: repeat all steps up to this point BUT wearing a deer antler on your forehead

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2008, 11:15:10 am »
Step 46: All this will make the recipe very tired. Get it to go jogging with you until it drops dead of exhaustion. Put it in a bowl made of adamantium.
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