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Offline Kaizer

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Never ending recipe.
« on: November 28, 2008, 06:27:20 pm »
If you remember the never ending video game cheat same thing. Except this time it's to bake...A CAKE!

just for the hell of it put the step # to see how far we get


Step 1: Grab 3/4 ounce of plutonium and mix it in a bowl with nitrogen.



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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 06:35:30 pm »
Step 2: Wrap 5 pounds of steel mesh around a box of lard and shake thoroughly.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 07:06:32 pm »
Step 3: throw in some raw nightshade plant for flavor and sear with a mig welder.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 07:21:12 pm »
Step 4:Drop in some grinded fingernails:First banana fingernails, then onion fingernails.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 08:08:38 pm »
Step 5: Take the lard out of the box and punch with a trout for 3 minutes or until properly beaten

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 08:10:12 pm »
Step 6: Add freshly clubbed baby seals for flavor, followed by a few pounds of whatever the hell it is that that guy is selling on the corner of Melrose Ave. and 5th St.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 08:51:51 pm »
Step 7: Scream "UALALALALLALALALALLAHHHHH!!!!" while you vigorously choke a mongoose to death. When dead, throw the mongoose in the bowl. 
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 09:05:52 pm »
Step 8: A cup of cat.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 09:33:29 pm »
Step 9: Pray to god for hobo tears. When the tears appear use them to bast the lard in the bowl.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2008, 02:04:56 am »
Step 10: Decapitate a high-ranking wizard and use it's blood as an offering to open the gate leading to the Twisting Nethers.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2008, 08:38:06 am »
Step 11: While there retrive, three cups of twisting nether dirt, two harpie skulls, and some gypsy bone paste, put on the hob to simmer for 5 mins and add to mix.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2008, 08:59:11 am »
12. Mix all the above into a single pan, heat for 20 minutes, when it has finished cooking, Rick Roll it.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 11:47:54 am »
Step 13:centrifuge some undead turkeys until you get 5 pints of liquidated dark meat.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 11:56:57 am »
Step 14: Make a self portrait out of construction paper and glue. Stare at it until said portrait explodes, collect the pieces and put it into liquidated dark meat.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2008, 12:18:42 pm »
Step 15:  Add a pinch of salt.


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