Topic: Never ending recipe.

[Kaizer]

If you remember the never ending video game cheat same thing. Except this time it's to bake...A CAKE!

just for the hell of it put the step # to see how far we get


Step 1: Grab 3/4 ounce of plutonium and mix it in a bowl with nitrogen.

[Andrew Ryan]

Step 2: Wrap 5 pounds of steel mesh around a box of lard and shake thoroughly.

[FROMAN]

Step 3: throw in some raw nightshade plant for flavor and sear with a mig welder.

[Grangan]

Step 4:Drop in some grinded fingernails:First banana fingernails, then onion fingernails.

[Kaizer]

Step 5: Take the lard out of the box and punch with a trout for 3 minutes or until properly beaten

[Cow]

Step 6: Add freshly clubbed baby seals for flavor, followed by a few pounds of whatever the hell it is that that guy is selling on the corner of Melrose Ave. and 5th St.

[Andrew Ryan]

Step 7: Scream "UALALALALLALALALALLAHHHHH!!!!" while you vigorously choke a mongoose to death. When dead, throw the mongoose in the bowl. 

[Veraal]

Step 8: A cup of cat.

[Andrew Ryan]

Step 9: Pray to god for hobo tears. When the tears appear use them to bast the lard in the bowl.

[Yuu]

Step 10: Decapitate a high-ranking wizard and use it's blood as an offering to open the gate leading to the Twisting Nethers.

[munchkin5]

Step 11: While there retrive, three cups of twisting nether dirt, two harpie skulls, and some gypsy bone paste, put on the hob to simmer for 5 mins and add to mix.

[Plank of Wood]

12. Mix all the above into a single pan, heat for 20 minutes, when it has finished cooking, Rick Roll it.

[FROMAN]

Step 13:centrifuge some undead turkeys until you get 5 pints of liquidated dark meat.

[IamMe]

Step 14: Make a self portrait out of construction paper and glue. Stare at it until said portrait explodes, collect the pieces and put it into liquidated dark meat.

[Kenobro]

Step 15:  Add a pinch of salt.