Author Topic: Never ending recipe.  (Read 49492 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Cow

  • Track and Field Jock
  • *****
  • Posts: 2475
  • Rad.
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2008, 06:40:21 pm »
Step 62: Take a nap then eat some cookies with milk. You deserve it. Unless, of course, you are or ever have been an actor in the movie "Twilight" or were in some way involved in the writing or propagation of the the books. If so, punch yourself in the face until you bleed to death.

Offline Andrew Ryan

  • Simon Belmont
  • *****
  • Posts: 5361
  • A man has a choice, I chose the impossible!
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2008, 06:43:10 pm »
Step 63: Go to J.R.R. Tolkien's grave and dig up his corpse. Open his coffin and use the Ring of Power found inside to open a can of Spam. When open place the One Ring inside the Spam then throw it into the bowl.
"Don't worry 'bout me. I wouldn't worry about me. Don't you worry about me. Don't you worry 'bout me!" - Talking Heads, Don't Worry About the Government

Offline smjjames

  • Out Run Speedster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2008, 06:56:00 pm »
64. Mix in 42cc of Unobtanium, then bake in a nuclear oven at 20 million degrees fahrenheit.

(The Unobtanium prevents the whatever it is that we are making from bursting into a fireball of pure plasma, so no, I didn't just sabotoge this, and had no intention of doing sabotage.)
« Last Edit: December 01, 2008, 07:05:16 pm by smjjames »

Offline IamMe

  • Gorf Goon
  • ****
  • Posts: 810
  • +200 Points!
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #63 on: December 02, 2008, 05:45:51 pm »
Step 65: Turn off nuclear oven.

Offline Cow

  • Track and Field Jock
  • *****
  • Posts: 2475
  • Rad.
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #64 on: December 02, 2008, 06:20:07 pm »
Step 66: Try to remember where your towel is. It is a terrible thing to forget, and you will assuredly need it.

Offline omegatripod

  • BurgerTime Chef
  • *****
  • Posts: 1226
  • Now a brony.
    • View Profile
    • Ask Joe Hoofer
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #65 on: December 02, 2008, 07:01:54 pm »
Step 67: Walk twenty paces east from the counter and thirty-three paces south from the palm tree. Be careful not to walk in rhythm, it might attract the worms.

Offline smjjames

  • Out Run Speedster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #66 on: December 02, 2008, 07:06:45 pm »
step 68. After you finish step 67, spot wormsign and run screaming towards the nearest pile of rocks.

(just going with the Dune reference :) )

Offline Kaizer

  • Mail Order Monster
  • *****
  • Posts: 4393
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2008, 07:24:41 pm »
step 69: Get to third base with the dish

Offline Andrew Ryan

  • Simon Belmont
  • *****
  • Posts: 5361
  • A man has a choice, I chose the impossible!
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #68 on: December 03, 2008, 07:25:34 am »
step 70: Prepare to dish thoroughly by placing it under an exploding rocket right as it explodes on the launch pad. Watch your head!
"Don't worry 'bout me. I wouldn't worry about me. Don't you worry about me. Don't you worry 'bout me!" - Talking Heads, Don't Worry About the Government

Offline Huckbuck

  • Balloon Fight Aerialist
  • *****
  • Posts: 4498
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2008, 08:00:06 am »
Step 71: Stir.
@davidramnero

Offline Veraal

  • Zelda Zealot
  • *****
  • Posts: 5926
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2008, 08:06:09 am »
Step 72: Shake.

Offline omegatripod

  • BurgerTime Chef
  • *****
  • Posts: 1226
  • Now a brony.
    • View Profile
    • Ask Joe Hoofer
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #71 on: December 03, 2008, 08:56:39 am »
Step 73: Force-feed the dish your toenail clippings.

Offline smjjames

  • Out Run Speedster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2008, 09:28:06 am »
Step 74. Bathe it in liquid nitrogen.

Offline Veraal

  • Zelda Zealot
  • *****
  • Posts: 5926
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2008, 09:34:23 am »
Step 75: Bathe yourself in liquid nitrogen.

Offline smjjames

  • Out Run Speedster
  • *****
  • Posts: 5158
    • View Profile
Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2008, 09:36:43 am »
Step 75: Bathe yourself in liquid nitrogen.

step 76: Go into a state of cryostasis for a thousand years.