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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2008, 11:27:33 am »
Step 47: Add two drops of fluid from your left eye to the adamantium.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2008, 11:33:46 am »
Step 48: Destroy the recipe in favor of a new one. When that fails, and your hands are a bloody mess, have a robot cut them off and get them replaced with some robotic ones. After that, place your former appendages into the adamantium and scream "BLOODY MURDER!!!"
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2008, 11:45:37 am »
Step 49: Shoot Sean Connery with his favorite gun while wearing a white suit. Then shoot Harrison Ford. Add their hats to the recipe.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2008, 11:51:26 am »
Step 50: As their hats burst in flames due to the ridiculously high acidity and radioactivity of the mixture, pour concrete over the bowl. Do not worry, it will not have time to solidify before it explodes. WARNING: Please make sure to be 100-200 ft. away from the recipe before the concrete is added.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2008, 11:54:42 am »
Step 51: After the explosion, put on a radiation suit and slowly approach the bowl. Using a smelting cup, take a tea spoon of the substance and runaway from the bowl as fast as you can. When this is done, pour the substance into a cup of soup and shake thoroughly.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #50 on: November 30, 2008, 12:48:02 pm »
Step 52: lightly spice

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #51 on: November 30, 2008, 01:35:43 pm »
Step 53: Add flour untill it is quite firm, then wear it as a hat and take a walk downtown.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #52 on: November 30, 2008, 01:36:46 pm »
Step 54:  Kill anyone that stares at you and use their blood in recipe.


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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #53 on: November 30, 2008, 02:00:43 pm »
Step 55: Break out into song and dance then use your sweat as an ingredient.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #54 on: November 30, 2008, 04:47:50 pm »
Step 56: Go to Best Buy and buy a new monitor and computer. Put these in a fire thats about 340 F (Caution: Please step away from the fire) and use the burnt pecies to feed your dog. Repeat this step till the dog is fat and then you Cut the dogs head off and cook it into a pot and put the rest of the body in another pot.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #55 on: November 30, 2008, 05:44:06 pm »
Step 57: Add a pressed skull, some ink, some cinnamon, and some gunpowder for good measure. When you awake, fire yourself out of the cannon and pick up the banana on the beach.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2008, 05:48:38 pm »
Step 58: then straddle a chicken and strap a small chimpanzee to your back, fit yourself with a harness and lower yourself into a vat of lukewarm chocolate pudding whilst humming the theme to Hawaii 5-0 47 times.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2008, 01:31:30 pm »
Step 59: Add Haruhi Suzumiya's hair.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2008, 06:24:17 pm »
Step 60: Punch the keys on a computer until it explodes. Gather the exploded bits of computer and put it in the bowl.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2008, 06:34:09 pm »
step 61: add about 5 dozen eggs