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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #390 on: May 27, 2011, 02:39:13 am »
You will now find, whoever ate the concoction in step 390 has now turned into a newt,
put it in a bowl and cover in milk, add 3 drops of blood and put it under your bed for 42 hours

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #391 on: May 30, 2011, 02:04:15 pm »
Step 392: After you have figured out which statement is true in the "following statement true, previous statement false" problem, remove your now exploded head and feed the charred remains to the half drowned newt. Email me and I will send you a robotic replacement head*.






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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #392 on: June 30, 2011, 12:01:18 pm »
393. Add the newt to the mixture.
:o Whoa... that was deep.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #393 on: June 30, 2011, 12:15:55 pm »
Step 394: take the newt out, poke its eyes out and put them both back in.
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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #394 on: June 30, 2011, 07:21:40 pm »
Step 395: Flail about aimlessly while this plays:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pufpww75ENI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pufpww75ENI</a>
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #395 on: July 01, 2011, 02:44:59 pm »
Step 396: Turn off the internet and activate the Anti-Meme Field so nobody can rely on internet links and pop culture references of ranging levels of obscurity for humor.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #396 on: July 01, 2011, 10:48:55 pm »
Step 397: Now turn the internet back on and refresh this page or your next instruction won't work.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #397 on: July 02, 2011, 07:40:59 am »
Step 398: Go to 4chan and collect the essence of hate and lulz that 4chan produces, mix it for ten minutes, then toss it into the dish before you go insane.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #398 on: July 02, 2011, 11:45:49 am »
Step 399: Eat a bagel.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #399 on: July 04, 2011, 02:23:16 pm »
Step 400: Go back in time to step 300 and kill yourself. Prepare for a paradox.

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #400 on: July 04, 2011, 07:42:23 pm »
Step 401: Skip the next two steps, they're unimportant.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #401 on: July 04, 2011, 10:29:18 pm »
Step 402: Ignore the previous step. Be aware that a time paradox may ensue.
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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #402 on: July 07, 2011, 04:31:14 pm »
(Sorry about four steps in a row, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity.)

Step 403: Skip ahead to Step 406.

Step 404: Error has occurred.

Step 405: Go back to Step 402 and proceed normally. Note that this only causes a logical paradox, not a time paradox.

Step 406: Put the paradox back in the box.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2011, 04:51:52 pm by omegatripod »

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #403 on: July 09, 2011, 01:08:52 am »
step 408:  Add 2 sliced bananas

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Re: Never ending recipe.
« Reply #404 on: July 09, 2011, 01:26:23 pm »
Step 409: Go back to step 406.

Step 407: Add a cold fusion generator.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2011, 06:50:36 pm by Dr.Octagonapus »
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