Topic: Never ending recipe.

[Clayface]

You will now find, whoever ate the concoction in step 390 has now turned into a newt,
put it in a bowl and cover in milk, add 3 drops of blood and put it under your bed for 42 hours

[Slinky]

Step 392: After you have figured out which statement is true in the "following statement true, previous statement false" problem, remove your now exploded head and feed the charred remains to the half drowned newt. Email me and I will send you a robotic replacement head*.






*While supplies last.

[TimeMaster]

393. Add the newt to the mixture.

[SimplyNecro]

Step 394: take the newt out, poke its eyes out and put them both back in.

[Gnoll]

Step 395: Flail about aimlessly while this plays:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pufpww75ENI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pufpww75ENI</a>

[omegatripod]

Step 396: Turn off the internet and activate the Anti-Meme Field so nobody can rely on internet links and pop culture references of ranging levels of obscurity for humor.

[dndfreak]

Step 397: Now turn the internet back on and refresh this page or your next instruction won't work.

[Galactic-Warrior]

Step 398: Go to 4chan and collect the essence of hate and lulz that 4chan produces, mix it for ten minutes, then toss it into the dish before you go insane.

[Gnoll]

Step 399: Eat a bagel.

[Slinky]

Step 400: Go back in time to step 300 and kill yourself. Prepare for a paradox.

[Gnoll]

Step 401: Skip the next two steps, they're unimportant.

[Galactic-Warrior]

Step 402: Ignore the previous step. Be aware that a time paradox may ensue.

[omegatripod]

(Sorry about four steps in a row, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity.)

Step 403: Skip ahead to Step 406.

Step 404: Error has occurred.

Step 405: Go back to Step 402 and proceed normally. Note that this only causes a logical paradox, not a time paradox.

Step 406: Put the paradox back in the box.

[Clayface]

step 408:  Add 2 sliced bananas

[Gnoll]

Step 409: Go back to step 406.

Step 407: Add a cold fusion generator.