Topic: Meteor hits canada!.

[Grazony]

Wait whats with the "ass, bitch" thing /lurk?

[Brutus]

American soilders trudging through the Ukon would just be slaughtered by climatised soilders.

It would be like an arctic Vietnam

[Grazony]

If someone did go to war against Canada the Canadains would probably unleash their secret mechs.

[Brutus]

are they powered by Maple Syrup?

If so then they're unstoppable.

[Cobra]

Which will be toppled when the invading army use the tow cables of their snowspeeders to trip them up.

[Doctor Z]

Our mechs are giant balls that can use their many many tentacle like arms as arms, or legs.

Whoops, said too much.

[Glacies]

Plus, if you guys decide to invade Canada all of Europe and some of Asia goes "WTF? ECOMONIC SANCTSHUNS!" and your economy goes *plink* even more than it already does. And you'll be excommunicated by the pope for aggression against your fellow Christians. He may even call for crusades to be led against you. The elves will bring you nothing but cloth and the humans will seige you. Ghandi will demand iron working and then he'll declare war when your nation refuses. You may be eaten by a grue. Lo-pan will start raising volcanoes around your cities. God will send 7 different kinds of plague against you, and to top it all off, you'll have to withdraw funding to the X-com project and then everyone will die.

[Null]

Pfft. You couldn't even take over Iraq with our help. Canada's a hell of a lot bigger.

We had to use your help so we can call our invasion a "multinationa coalition". It doesn't sound good with just us.

[Grazony]

Glacies do not insult them for they have lay in wait for the perfect opportunity to strike and when they do it will be with the force of Chuck Norris, Godzilla, Gamera, the Death Star, and Trogdor the burninator all combined into one.

[Cobra]

Isn't Godzilla and I think Gamera both actually from Japan I thought this was an America vs Canada war. If it's every nation vs Canada of course Canada will lose. While at it Trogdor could be argued to be from the Nation of Strong Badia.

[Grazony]

I said the force of not really the creatures themselves.

[Doctor Z]

OH YEAH?!?!

WELL WE HAVE LUMBERJACKS, MAPLE SYRUP, PANCAKES, AND IGLOOS!

Also, the pollution of Toronto has been classified as a weapon of mass destruction. Just bottle it up and send it off in a rocket, it'll dissolve depleted uranium!

[Grazony]

Is it true your pancakes are acutally made with real buzzsaws?

[Met]

Canada hits meteor!.

[Grazony]

Oh ****!