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Re: Memmento
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2005, 11:44:53 am »
"All the chickens in the world have died!" announced a news reporter. "You'd better not waste any."
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« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2005, 12:29:10 pm »
"Chad, I've got a new news story for you!"
"This better not be about terrestrial birds again!"
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« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2005, 01:12:47 pm »
"Frank, you're not going to believe what's coming in off the wire!" said Albert
"What?" Said frank
"Superman had to get an emergancy Triple Bypass."
"Woah."
"Yep, apparently his weaknesses are now Kryptonite and overeating, oh and there's also something here about all the chickens in the world dying."

"Dang. Chad hates reporting stories about terrestial birds, i wonder who'll have to tell him." said frank.
Albert looked at Frank.
"Its me isn't it?" Frank said
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« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2005, 02:15:28 pm »
Lex Luthor laughed: "ha ha ha, I bet you're regretting all those cheeseburgers now eh superman!. And guess who planted all the subliminal messages in the ads to make you want to eat them... thats right! ME!"

Superman fell to the ground, a sharp pain piercing his left arm.
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« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2005, 03:58:31 pm »
Lex Luthor's flunkies kicked down the door to the Kents' farmhouse.  Inside lay clark, now weighing 500 lbs. and unable to move.
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« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2005, 11:23:25 pm »
Superman feeling lucky that his super strength aloud him to still walk got opened another box of chocolates. "I love chocolate." he said "It tastes so good, but i can't eat it because then I get fat." as he poished off the box with super speed well regular speed but with all the fat plus his super speed it cancels its self out.

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« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2005, 01:10:37 am »
Clark Kent sat wathing TV, something about those dancing foodstuffs in the commercials was really compelling, they just looked so subliminally delicious. He quickly flew to the store and bought out all the candy and junk food then sat down to more non-stop commercials.
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« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2005, 01:04:03 pm »
"We'll get back to Justice Leage Entertainment broadcasting after THIS commercial break."
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« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2005, 08:23:06 am »
"In other JLEB news, Dr.Mr.Evilperson may have invented a chicken destroying ray, whether he'll use it is still yet to be determined." said the Anchor

"Hmm" thought superman. "I may have to worry about that..."

After the break we'll go live via Satelight to Wonder Woman, who's standing by in California with the Barenaked Ladies, who've that recently leared they've obtained superpowers. How will this effect their proformances? Well we'll get back to Justice league entertainment broadcasting after THIS commercial break.
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« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2005, 10:35:59 am »
Clark kent walked into the Justice leagues TV room to find the Flash watching the news and munching popcorn

"this is JLEB news, our top story tonight: Green lantern voted Superhero of the month!"

"aww man!" said the flash, "I thought I was gonna win that one, see you later Superman" and sped out of the room.
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« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2005, 01:52:07 pm »
"So you're plan is to take over the Justice League's television and make it flash subliminal messages?" asked the Flash.

"Yess..." hissed Brainiac, "AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME!"

Luthor laughed maniacly as the Flash passed out.
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« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2005, 02:10:29 pm »
Lex was very happy, as his would have been knowing his plan was going to fall into place. He had the mind control ray ready to hypnotise the flash so he would rewire the TVs in the Justace league's headquarters to display subliminal messages to superman during commerical breaks. Why he didn't just directly hypnotise superman he wasn't sure, but his lawyers assured him this was the best way to enact the plan.
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« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2005, 02:35:22 pm »
"This is most definitely the best way to enact the plan," said Ray Fisher, Lex's chief attourney.
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« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2005, 06:20:04 pm »
Ray was up all night in bed. He couldn't sleep and for good reason. Working for a supervillian was taking a toll on his concience. He knew he couldn't go on being Lex's lawyer, he had to quit. But if he quit, Lex wouldn't let him live knowing all that he knew. He had to find some way to stop Lex, make up for the bad he did while working for Lex. He had it. Sabatosh. He would mess up lex's newist plan to get superman by telling him some legal mumbojumbo.
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« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2005, 07:01:09 pm »
Ray found himself disgusted by his employer.

"I'm Lex Luthor, and if I want 3 lions, I GET THREE LIONS!  D'ya hear me?!?  My plans always work and this one involves three lions.  What is so damn hard about that!"
"My intelligence programming tells me that we should avoid working with dangerous wild animals."
"Oh, hush.  What do you know, Brainiac."
"...everything."

Ray flooded out of the room in a rage.
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