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Re: Memmento
« Reply #120 on: January 25, 2006, 02:24:00 pm »
Clark von Schmark lowered his 9mm pistol, and got back into his car.  It would be weeks before the body was found.
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« Reply #121 on: January 25, 2006, 02:25:59 pm »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Said Dr H.R. Victim.
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« Reply #122 on: January 26, 2006, 10:36:51 am »
"It wasn't my fault!" cried Allen "You have to believe me!" But alas Clark did not. A shot Rang out piercing the midnight Air.
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« Reply #123 on: January 26, 2006, 12:05:13 pm »
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Ladies And Gentlemen, we have a loop! But I have in intresting Idea...what if we had gone back but in another direction?

Charyl, Secretary at Rolesworth Inc. Walked into her apartment in an unusualy upset mood. Or at least it was unusal for her becuase she almost never got upset. She was A morning person, a night person, etc...But something she had seen in the expression of one of her depressed coworkers, Sophie, had just brought her down.
She made herself some Coffee and looked out the window. She noticed a man with a gun running up the steps of the motel across the street. Charyl Grabbed her binoculars and looked closely.
"Wait." she thought to herself. "Isn't that Sophie's Husband?"
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« Reply #124 on: January 09, 2007, 07:44:29 pm »
Clark von Schmark lowered his 9mm pistol and glanced around. There would be no hiding the body. Holding his hat on his head, he sprinted up the steps to the room.
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Re: Memmento
« Reply #125 on: March 10, 2007, 03:44:25 am »
"Look, calm down kid, I just wanna talk to ya, that's all.." Brady tried to reason.. it was no good. Clark fired.

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« Reply #126 on: March 14, 2007, 05:35:35 am »
Clark was pissed at Brady because Brady stole his kil skuls.
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« Reply #127 on: March 14, 2007, 11:38:03 am »
Clark, Allen, and Brady were friends till the end. It seemed as if nothing could ruin their great friendship, Until one day Allen meet Sophie, a great girl. Little did he know that she was Clark's wife. Clark found out about the secret love they had and dhe got angry, but first he needed to slove a problem he had with Brady...

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