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The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« on: October 23, 2008, 10:05:14 pm »
Life was evolving on the planet Truia.  Could it be?  Could it be among the destined?  The alien scout thought so.  He took off far away, in cold sleep.  The journey would take millions of years.  It went through many galaxies to his homeworld.  But he would give them the report on it.
One particularly intelligent creature was the one known as the Land Sneeg.  It was about as smart as a Homo Erectus, but was on its path to better things...

To be continued.


Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 12:22:49 pm »
Hairy Sneegles are a new race, this could be how he introduces them... Shush now.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 12:40:10 pm »
WRONG Thread!!!

Please Move to the Roleplay thread :P

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 10:27:28 pm »
Nice! I'm really curiousv as to what the Sneegle look like. :)

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2008, 09:21:45 am »
The Land Sneeg was a short mamallian carnivore, with wings.  It was rare among mammals in that, not only were udders used for milk, they were hard and used as weapons as well.  As its brain developed, its wings did as well.  They became grand and glorious wings.  It also became taller.  It became the Hairy Sneegle.  A council formed around a fire.  The leader of the pack smashed a stick repeatedly, and realized that he could smash it into other things.  He had developed a weapon.  Out of branches, a small hut was built.  Little did they know that others of their kind were doing the same, but this tribe was destined to greatness.  They developed a core philosophy of liberty, freedom, democracy, and science.  Their tribe was in fact a Democracy, every two months the leader was elected among them.  One of the most common jobs in their tribe was scientist, and they loved studying the animals and plants on their peninsula.  They took in some small tribes that were being opressed, and killed the senseless opressors.  Their technology and understanding of their world was massively expanding...  Soon, even their worst rival, a destructive and communist tribe, fell beneath their feet.  They were rising...  Some of them took to making solid concrete blocks, and they made their tribe into a castle.  Domesticated animals were put on contraptions that made simple vehicles.  They began to explore outside their previous boundaries, and discovered that across the globe, other Hairy Sneegles had migrated, and across the globe, other Hairy Sneegles were doing the same...
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2008, 05:57:51 pm »
I like it, your style of storytelling. :)

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2008, 07:32:25 pm »
The group we have so far been following, the Quinti, were now at more freedom to do their studies.  They were protected from predators and nomadic murderers by their new defensive fortresses; but new countries were forming.  To the north of them were a friendly civilization.  They shared most of the Quinti's views.  They were called the Shinik.  They fished on the coast for the plentiful squid-like Gur'shan.  The Quinti and the Shinik began to trade with one another, the Shinik's Gur'shan and the Quinti's food.  Their cultures were truly beginning to meld and merge.
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2008, 09:09:44 pm »
The Runa were those who the Quinti hated.  They were warriors.  They had recently taken over the mostly peaceful city of Arei, and though the Quinti disliked the Arei for having a funky religion involving killing a random person, they had a similar but less violent religion so understood to an extent.  The Runa were planning to attack the Shiniks and they could not be allowed to stay.  With the Shinik's help, Arei was recaptured, (though now part of the Shinik nation) and Runa was converted into a Quinti city.  The cultures were beginning to meld, and soon the Shinik and Quinti were indistinguishable.  They merged into one nation, the Quinti Shinik, and though many made fun of the name, just like a similar name merge in the field of electronic entertainment, it was agreed to be good.
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2008, 05:36:51 am »
Nice! :)

Hope to hear more about these guys, especially their culture. :)


... the Quinti Shinik, and though many made fun of the name, just like a similar name merge in the field of electronic entertainment, it was agreed to be good.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2008, 09:51:02 pm »
A small boat came in from the northeast.  It reported that on its fishing expedition, a much larger boat with unknown and more powerful weapons seemed to almost magically kill several of the men on the boat with a loud BOOM sound.  Soon the boats had deployed across the countryside, raping the Quinti Shinik women, burning their crops, and killing their people- men, women, and children.  Soon almost all power had been removed by these advanced "demons", and the Quinti Shinik were restricted to a small reservation, and culled to lower numbers periodically.  Could this be the end?  COULD THIS BE THE END?
Twas Brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 05:57:42 pm »
I made a Hairy Sneegle! ;D

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 06:29:03 pm »
Um..
well...
There sort of already is one.
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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2008, 01:11:03 am »
     I wonder how they'd manage to get through this.

     The "tech-demons" aren't all against the QS, right? :)

     Do the oppressors have other races which they also conquered? ???
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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2008, 10:07:25 am »
Um..
well...
There sort of already is one.
Well, crap.

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Re: The Rise, Fall, And Rise Again of The Hairy Sneegle Empire
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2008, 12:19:00 pm »
Umm, where is an official picture of them?  Furthermore, your title is too complicated.  I don't really like these.  Sorry.

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