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Offline Insani99999

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The Inventory Game
« on: October 01, 2008, 07:25:27 am »
Here's how it works:

The First poster Posts an Inventory of max 5 Items.

The Next Poster explains what he was doing with those items and posts an inventory of his own

The Next Poster explains what he was doing with those items and posts an inventory of his own, and so on..


---Inventory---
Mario
Spore
Gun
"I Robbed this Bank" Card



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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2008, 07:59:29 am »
See I was robbing this bank. And then this Mario guy came in and tried to stop me. So I hit him in the noggin with my gun and took him with me. And then I went to buy Spore with all the money I stole.

---Inventory---
Portal gun
Gravity gun
HEV Suit
Crowbar
Console, with the phrase "Buddha mode activated" written on it.

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 05:43:23 am »
See, I stole a Portal Gun to kill Hev suit, when a gravity gun sucked my head---

So i took a Crowbar to kill people, and activated buddha mode, which gave me buddha gun

---Inventory---
Zombie Potion
Gun
Paper  Stripper

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 08:32:54 am »
The emperor has the secret files...

They must not have the secret files!

But their magic... the darkness... it is too strong...

I must arm myself and use the "Zombie PotionTM" to make myself invulnerable to their magic. Then I will be able to infiltrate the Grand Library and destroy the files with this paper stripper...

And in turn, allow the resistance a fighting chance.

Down with the empire!


---Inventory---
Loaf of bread
Sniper rifle
GPS Scrambler

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 04:09:08 pm »
Y'know, I wanted to eat some bread before I pulled a big bank robbery, so I ate it. I put the GPS scrambler down near the bank to confuse the idiot cops. The sniper rifle was just for show to 'scare' everyone.

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Dead monkey head
Sword
Shield
Armor
Copy of Spore

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 04:46:05 pm »
The monkeys mighty poo fling attack will require some heavy armor and shields to defend against and I shall rend off their head with this random sword I found then I shall rejoice over their deaths with a game of spore!


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Dynamite
Map of Switzerland
book entitled: how to make bombs for stupid people

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 08:25:52 pm »
Well, I'm a demolitions expert, on vacation in Switzerland. The thing is, somebody hit me very hard in the head, kidnapped me, and told be to make a pack of dynamite for them. The severe blow to the head made me forget how to do my job, so I went to my local library to learn how. I made a pack of dynamite, and now I'm trying to get back to my kidnappers, but I'm lost. Can you help me? Can you tell me my name at least?

---Inventory---
12 cents
The left arm of Ronald McDonald
You

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 09:04:55 pm »
One day I was just walking non-chalently down the street with 12 cents in my pocket, when suddenly, I was jumped by a me from an alternate dimension.  Thinking quickly, I tore the left arm off a Ronald McDonald and conked him over the head.  Then I hid him in my shed!

--Inventory--
Potato peeler
sack of rice
Fiddle on the Roof DVD
A box of ferrets
Quote from: Doctor Zay
Martyk is a handsome fish.
Quote from: Brandonazz
This dolphin is delicious.
Quote
<Sgore> Martyk, mentally I always picture you as like, our forums bartender.
<Neoadept> I've always pictured you trapped in a tuna net

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2008, 01:38:04 am »
To make people post in this game requires threats and crimes.
I used a potato peeler to skin a guy to get a guy to tell his friends, and i used a sack of rice to dump it on an elephent because it was my childhood dream (:P)  I stole a random dvd, and it was Fiddle on the Roof, so i used a box of ferrets to get ferrets to destroy it.

---Inventory---
Spore
Halo
Shotgun (LAZER SHOOTING MURDER VERSION)
Dead Kid

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2008, 02:06:48 am »
Playing too much Spore (is that even possible? ???), I go crazy and grab a shotgun from my non-existent basement. I then go to an acquaintance's house, kill him with my shotgun and steal his copy of Halo.

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UFO
Message from your colony telling they have an eco-disaster
Planet Buster

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2008, 03:08:40 am »
I built a UFO and abandoned my colony, and was about to bust planet earth to kill all you guys.


---Inventory---
Monster Spawning Cheat

Weapon making cheat

Invincibility Cheat

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2008, 07:51:12 am »
So, I got bored, spawned some monsters, made some weapons and made myself invincible. It's huntin' season.

Inventory:
Blood
Brain
Shotgun
Fruit loops!

"It's only your virginity, loosen up!"

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2008, 07:53:45 am »
I stole fruit loops, and the fruit loop kid's brain, and got some blood on my hands.

I used a shotgun to get the blood though.

---Inventory---

Knife
Maniac Pills that are empty
Dead Body
Dead body fo abraham lincoln
Dead Body of a kid

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2008, 07:10:35 am »
Hahaha! Everyone always doubted my abilities!

But now...

Hahaha!

With this knife and this empty Maniac Pills, I will surgically attach Abe's head to the other dead body's torso then attach the kid's limbs to it!

In doing so, I will create THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!!!  :D ;D >:D


---Inventory---

Vajra
Scrin
Coordinates of Earth

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2008, 09:14:32 pm »
By combing Vajra and Scrin to make SOMETHING REALLY FREAKY I WILL CREATE SOMETHING TO THROW AT EARTH TO TEST OUR NEW THROWING MACHINE


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Zombie
Spore
Smileys

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2008, 07:49:03 pm »
I was playing Spore with my tiny zombie, but he got surly so I put him away. Then I used these smileys to keep myself entertained.

Inventory

A rock
A bloody shovel
A zoombini figurine
An unfinished game of Monopoly

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2008, 08:50:54 am »
I was playing Monopoly, then I Found a Shovel of blood, and a Rock, (which was AWESOMER that spore), and hten i Stole a Zoombini Figurine.

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2008, 08:44:56 pm »
One time nothing happened because there was nothing there. My pockets were empty and I was standing in a blank white room, similar to the matrix room thing. It was weird.

---Inventory---
The universe
A vacuum
Several rocks, each a different shade of blue
A note that says "I will make up a story about these items that has at least 3 sentences."

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2008, 04:26:37 am »
I made the Universe, then I got an idea.
I used a Vacuum to clean up this crap note that said, "I will make up a story about these items that has at least 3 sentences."
I then became a rock collector and collected rocks each a different shade of blue.

---Inventory---
Spore
Half-life
Inventory Game

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2008, 12:34:02 pm »
Okay, so I stole two games from a store and went over here to play the inventory game. :P Stop using computer games as inventory items.

My inventory:
Herring
Shovel
Sword
100% cotton T-shirt
Wax lips
Paper shredder
Manual of style

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2008, 05:04:43 pm »
I grabed a Shovel and put the 100% Cotton Shirt on it then got my sword with the shovel and broke the Paper Shredder in half and rubed the Wax all over my sword to smooth it then put my Style on the sword with the Herring. (random lol)

My Invertory
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Computer
Portal Gun
A Creature from Spore
Mc Donalds Bag
A Napkin
Gaming Steve T Shirt
100000 Dollers
and a "I killed that man" card

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2008, 05:17:29 pm »
Guys, It's Max 5 inventory Items *facepalm*

So, I stole a Random bag of monies, and a geek stapled another bag full of Computer, Portal Gun, a Live creature from spore, A napkin, a Gamingsteve t-shirt, a Mcdonalds bag, and a "I killed that man card."

From now on no inventories bigger than 5 items.


---Inventory---
Drugs
Guns
Cans

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2008, 05:37:15 pm »
I shot the Man to get the cans full of drugs.

Invertory
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A hat
A Gun
Your Favorite Chartor from Spore :P

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2008, 07:33:24 am »
I stole a hat, a gun, and my favorite chartor in spore, so that i could kill My Dad!

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Gun
Zombie
Bomb
:D <---yes, I mean the smiler ':D'

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2008, 08:38:06 am »
I put the smily on the zombies face then shot it and threw a bomb go booomm then i saw a girl and we got married lol


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Girl
Sex
Dildo

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2008, 06:02:05 am »
>_>

I saw a girl, and there was a dildo in the trash, and there was a form asking what sex you are.

:D

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Ban Hammer
Tank
Shotgun

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2008, 05:18:21 am »
     I got promoted to Mod status and trolls started poopping out all over the forums, including in the Everything Else section, which of course I must save.

     I could really use all the weapons I can get so I took an extra shotgun with me and went to said section while driving a tank.


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Black hat
Black trench coat
Bloody Sword
Bloody Rain

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Re: The Inventory Game
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2008, 05:37:56 am »
I took a black hat, and a black trench coat, and then i killed a person with a sword, it got bloody.

Then i captured bloody rain O_o

---Inventory---
Poop
Hair
Shotgun
Zombie Skin
BOMBZ :3