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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #75 on: March 10, 2010, 10:24:00 pm »
Indeed.

And that the monarchies within the Western Allies chose leaders through a royal lineage which was only different from other bloodlines by virtue of social recognition, unlike the Orealyianis Monarchy which chooses leaders through a genetic tree which is truly genetically different from the rest of the population.




Hmm...

Once most current issues are finally resolved, care to do a little Cold War-esque arc between the OM and PSR?

It'll be interesting how the galaxy will react to such a thing, especially once the catalyst that is the Talsenreave Station is finally completed.

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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #76 on: April 01, 2010, 09:33:32 pm »


Orealyianis Interspecies Relations: The Perrachi Zocilist ☭epublik


     All Orealyianis, especially the royalty, secretly have an immense loathing for the Perrachi Zocilist epublik which transcends all known forms of forgiveness. In the wise words of a highly esteemed Orealyianis academic, "Them purple varmints er nothin' but trubble!", or as soon to be King Folizi stated himself during his final speech as GPA Director, "Better DEAD than RED! D :", after which several high-ranking Choro Deidalus a.k.a. "reddie" officers promptly submitted their own resignation.

     To prove their immense hatred for the communist threat, they even have a clandestine branch of the military specifically designed to combat the red and purple menace. Most of their weapons specialize on fighting against avian opponents and things that have the words "Perrachi" and "Zocilist" on them.

     This goes all the way back to the Orealyian Refugee Era, when small pockets of Orealyians were usually picked up by Terran-Ixian fleets while evacuating civilians from battle zones. It was a much simpler time back then, when not being a dictator means you were being crushed under the boots of one.

     While on board the vessels, the Anti-Imperial Coalition provided refugees with a wealth of recreational activities. There were the bars, the beaches, and even a coliseum for those who want to test their strength against fellow life forms. But no, the Orealyians would not have any of this frivolous trash. Such activities would only aggravate their obsessive-compulsive nature. So instead of hanging out in the urban centers, they spread throughout the fleets' many on board training facilities, playing Counter-Slice, and preparing tea for each other like a bunch of hyperactive ten year olds, to their heart's content.

     As the wars went on and they sank deeper and deeper into an endless cycle of paranoia and depression, the Orealyianis turned away from drugs and turned toward strategy games to realize their hatred for the Empire. One game in particular, they liked the most...

     "Red Alarm 2".

     Red Alarm 2 was a strategy game set in a galaxy where the communist menace, which had a flag that looked conveniently like a star wrapped in red, threatened to absorb all of civilization. The story revolved around commanding different royal powers in a battle against the vermilion horde. By the end of the game's campaign mode, the royals were victorious and the communist scum banished to the galaxy's super-massive black hole, where they all got crushed and died a karmic death.

     After playing the game, many Orealyianis were driven to play it over and over again, like a bunch of test subjects addicted to the promise of sweet moist cake. They became 1337 haxx0rz and experts in absolutely loathing the idea of communism. Life was good.

     And that, is why the Orealyianis hate communism...

     The End.


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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2010, 09:36:15 pm »
You win my seal of approval. That's the funniest thing anybody's ever done with the Perrachi. Well, maybe not as funny as omegatripod's Saturday Night Live parody... But that was with multiple species. McCarthyism is just so hilarious when you take a look at it. By the way, the PSR (or perhaps the PZ☭) isn't actually full of dirty commies. There's a Communist Party, but it isn't nearly as influential as the Democratic Socialist Party. Remember: All commies are socialists, but not all socialists are commies.

No, I didn't link to the TV Tropes page for "Dirty Commies" because that would be a link to a black hole which would pull in and destroy the lives of everybody who views this topic.
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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #78 on: April 01, 2010, 09:49:00 pm »
Thank you very much!  :)

I wanted to make an April Fools article and decided to do that socialist stigma parody I've been brewing up for a while, seeing as the issue's been flying around lately, what with the HCB and all.  ;)

Anyways, jokes aside, I really love those guys (the Perrachi, not the Obama conspirators). The PSR would be one of my top choices for settling down in, if ever I wake up in the RG.  :)

No, I didn't link to the TV Tropes page for "Dirty Commies" because that would be a link to a black hole which would pull in and destroy the lives of everybody who views this topic.

Wise decision indeed.  :)

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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #79 on: April 01, 2010, 10:21:38 pm »
Thanks for the compliment. To tell the truth, I'd settle there too. But what's HCB?
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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #80 on: April 01, 2010, 10:35:55 pm »
The Health Care Bill.  :)

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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #81 on: April 03, 2010, 02:48:45 pm »
AAAGH. MY EYES...wait, you didn't post the link.   :P

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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #82 on: April 03, 2010, 04:02:09 pm »
Yup, I'm helping my community. That's what ☭eal ZociⒶlists like me do.
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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #83 on: July 03, 2010, 06:31:05 am »
Orealyianis Threat Level Classification


     The Orealyianis Monarchy utilizes a hierarchy of threat levels used to measure the armed forces' current level of alertness during a given situation. The system is made up of different colors, each signifying either the type of civilization responsible or the overall scale of the situation, or sometimes both.


CODE
PURPLE



CODE
LIME


CODE
GREEN



CODE
YELLOW



CODE
ORANGE


CODE
RED



CODE
TEAL



CODE
BLUE


CODE GREY

CODE BLACK


CODE WHITE
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Peacetime. The armed forces are at its lowest level of alertness. Active forces are merely sufficient to stop everyday criminal activity.

Heightened alert. There is increased military activity in response to specific occasions or incidents. Example: Major occasions, increased terrorist activities.

Potential or actual threat from a very low-level Type-3, or alternatively, a mono-galactic civilization. Example: The majority of conflicts participated in by the Galactic Protection Agency.

Potential or actual threat from a low-level Type-3, or alternatively, a multi-galactic civilization. There are no examples of this, as of the moment.

Potential or actual threat from a mid-level Type-3, or alternatively, a mono-cluster civilization. Example: The majority of conflicts participated in by the Galactic Protection Agency.

Potential or actual threat from a high-level Type-3, or alternatively, a multi-cluster civilization. There are no examples of this, as of the moment.

Potential or actual threat from a partially ascended Type-4 civilization. There are no examples of this, as of the moment.

Potential or actual threat from a fully ascended Type-4 civilization. Example: The "Beyon Incident" with the Aii'ethyr.

Potential or actual threat from a partially ascended Type-5 civilization. Example: "Them."

Potential or actual threat from a fully ascended Type-5 civilization. There are no examples of this, as of the moment.

Potential or actual threat from a being of "vastly superior existence." There are no examples of this, as of the moment.


     When the need arises, a situation can be assigned two colors; One for the type of civilization responsible, and another for the overall scale of the situation. An example of this would be CODE RED - GREEN, which is a potential or actual threat coming from a high-level Type-3 civilization isolated in a single galaxy.
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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #84 on: July 03, 2010, 09:59:15 am »
Is there a code for planetary wildlife being hostile?
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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #85 on: July 03, 2010, 10:04:20 am »
I recommend that Code Yellow's tag be change to the gold color tag, it's easier to see on the Forum's background. Otherwise, it's pretty neat!
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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #86 on: July 03, 2010, 08:03:39 pm »
Thanks guys, glad you liked it! :)

Change the tag to gold, by the way, as per Kitkat's suggestion. Indeed it is much more visible after the change.

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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #87 on: July 10, 2010, 04:11:59 am »


The Orealyianis Royal Institute of Science and Technology


     "To lead the advancement of science and technology; to promote the nation's health, prosperity, and welfare; and to maintain the technological integrity of the national defense..."

     And so, the Orealyianis Royal Institute of Science and Technology was born.

     The Orealyianis Royal Institute of Science and Technology, or ORIST, is the foremost and largest scientific and technological agency in the Orealyianis Monarchy. Supporting fundamental research and education in all the physical sciences, it is one of the most technologically advanced institutions in the current Galactic Era.

     With forty percent of the government's overt portion of the annual budget devoted to the ORIST alone, and with an untold percentage allocated to it from its many covert divisions, the institute funds almost all government supported research conducted by the colleges and universities within the Athanatsu System, including the many experiments continuously conducted on the academic city-world of Anagnostine IX. In certain fields such as physics, robotics, computer science and astronomy, the ORIST is the major source of government backing.

     The ORIST's director, deputy director, and the nine members of its board are appointed and confirmed by the Orealyianis Monarch. The director and deputy director are responsible for administration, planning, budgeting and everyday operations of the institute, while the board convenes once a month to establish its overall policies.

     The ORIST was created shortly after the establishment of the current Oreaylianis nation. Founded and initially headed by the Orealyianis queen, king Foriza's late mother and one of the nation's foremost scientific figures, the position of director was relegated to appointed officials after the end of his term.

     Throughout the overt galactic community, the ORIST is best known for its relatively successful efforts in reverse-engineering Terran-Ixian technology. One of their most well known, yet commonly overlooked achievements would be the successful control, and eventual reproduction, of the artificial nano-mechanical atmospheres now found in most Orealyianis worlds, outposts and space vessels. In the more covert parts of galactic society, the ORIST is far more known for its advancements in the field of warfare, having made extensive contributions to TIER's efforts in replicating Terran-Ixian Programming.

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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #88 on: July 11, 2010, 02:11:40 pm »
Question, how does the OM maintain there huge military if so much money go to ORITS?

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Re: [RG] Orealyianis
« Reply #89 on: July 11, 2010, 02:21:21 pm »
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