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Can you read this?
« on: October 26, 2005, 05:52:17 pm »
Can u read this? *I got this in an email*

Olny srmat poelpe can.

I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but
the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was
ipmorantt!



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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2005, 06:10:00 pm »
Man!!! I have been looking for this, i was gonna put it in the crazy post game... my 7th grade english teacher showed it to the class, and i was picked to read it out loud... It was easy.
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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2005, 08:41:07 pm »
That is funny/interesting
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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2005, 01:23:25 am »
Quote
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid

At first I thought that said paranormal and was set to complain but, yeah I can raed it fnie
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2005, 01:44:52 pm »
My ex-girlfriend used to write poetry for me that was like that sometimes.

She was weird. And her dad stole my dad's truck. Not good.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2005, 06:32:35 pm »
this went round at work a couple weeks ago, its pretty cool huh.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2005, 07:23:33 pm »
wow, Taht's Pettry Itnerisntg.  ;)
What meme is relevant right now? Look, just imagine I'm riffing on that. Updating signatures is exhausting.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2005, 07:28:09 pm »
buT i'ts siltl rlealy aoyning wehn polepe 'cnat tpy.e
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2005, 01:03:56 pm »
Easy read compared to some of the German-to-English technical documents we get around here.

"Ein ies porvided by the Aust_Niet segnal"

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2005, 01:14:21 pm »
I have had that in my sig on the Gamespot forum for two months now, so yes I can read it.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2005, 01:44:38 pm »
wow and i thoguht i type very bad


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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2005, 06:32:50 pm »
It's a spell checker nightmare.  :D

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2005, 06:39:25 pm »
Can u read this? *I got this in an email*

Only Surat people can.

I Donalt believe that I cloud alacrity alacrity what I was range.

The phenomenal power of the human mind, actinic to a research at
Cambridge Inverts, it doesn't mater in what ired the letters in a
word are, the only only tong is that the Frost and LSAT latter be
in the grit pickle.

The rest can be a total Mses and you can still Read it outhit a
problem.

Tish is bucksaw the human mind does not Read Evey letter by itself, but
the word as a loge. Amazing huh? yeah and I always tugboat spelling was
imprint!


Grit pickle, on the loge, is a very imprint part of tugboat spelling.
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2005, 09:56:57 pm »
I can't beileve this is still doing the rounds I 1st saw this on a forum like 3 maybe 4 years ago.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2005, 06:42:41 am »
That is so popular. I guess people want to think they have special powers because they can read some mixed up words.

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« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2005, 06:53:47 am »
*rips off his shirt to reveal tights with a big T on the chest*

Dun dun dun dun duuunnnn   It's TwigglyGuy!  Nimble and light, can turn invisible when sideways, AND can read jumbly stuff!

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2005, 04:34:07 pm »
Quick! The Twiggly Signal! Someone's chatting on AOL!
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2005, 04:57:34 pm »
TwigglyGuy might be great and super, but theres no way on the eight planets is he going to touch that garbage!

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2005, 06:09:23 pm »
That reminds me of what I say when I'm out drinking (I was a school bus driver during this time).

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I am not under the affulence of inkahol. I'm a dinneapolis pissmatcher for tyder rudent stanportation and I've only had tee martoonees and they haven't bithered me a bot.

If I said it correctly (not screwed up  like it is above) I ws done drinking. :)

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2005, 07:31:19 pm »
i can read that.thats interesting.............

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2005, 09:04:43 am »
This is on a few of our machines around here...


Achtung!
Alles touristen and Non-technischen lookens peepers!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Das machine control ist nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben. 
Oderwise ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blownenfusen, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. 
Der machine is diggen by experten only.
Ist nicht fur gerverken by das dumnkopfen. 
Das rubberneken sightseenen keepen das cottenpicken hands in das pockets. 
So relaxen und watchen das blinkenlight.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2005, 09:38:10 am »
very good. you can pretend to know how to speak german. I like it :D
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2005, 03:47:05 pm »
I do speak german  :o but, it's not my creation.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2005, 04:51:49 pm »
This is on a few of our machines around here...


Achtung!
Alles touristen and Non-technischen lookens peepers!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Das machine control ist nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben. 
Oderwise ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blownenfusen, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. 
Der machine is diggen by experten only.
Ist nicht fur gerverken by das dumnkopfen. 
Das rubberneken sightseenen keepen das cottenpicken hands in das pockets. 
So relaxen und watchen das blinkenlight.

Actually, that's pretty funny.. I had a good chuckle out of it. I like the last line.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2005, 04:56:22 pm »
I speak fake German. That's where you say, "Hey, gimme a word and I'll translate it to German." And someone else says, "OK. How about 'House?'" And you say, "DIE NICHEN SIE WERDEN HOUSEN CLOPFEN!"

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #25 on: November 08, 2005, 12:25:48 am »
Shutsse ab du dumkofp. Do isst schwarzwaldekierchtorten.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2005, 05:09:33 pm »
Shutsse ab du dumkofp. Do isst schwarzwaldekierchtorten.


Ha... that's funny. They should have a Germoogle, like the Gizoogle.
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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2005, 09:50:10 am »
Ugh, this thing has been around forever.

lol, a Germoogle would be cool.

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Re: Can you read this?
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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2005, 02:25:02 pm »
not the same really is it? :-\
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Can you read this?
« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2005, 03:45:18 pm »
that's..eh...different. ???

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« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2005, 11:43:18 am »
http://www.crummy.com/software/eater/eater.cgi

Eater of meaning.

Eater of meaningoogle!
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« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2005, 02:51:15 pm »
You had me at "Gambling Stearns".
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD