So long, and thanks for all the fish.
So sad that it should come to this.
We tried to warn you all but, oh dear.
You may not share our intellect,
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you.
So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish.
The world's about to be destroyed,
There's no point getting all annoyed.
Lie back and let the planet dissolve.
Despite those nets and tuna feats,
We thought that most of you were sweet.
Especially tiny tots and pregnant women.
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!
So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!
If I had one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.
If I could just change one thing, we would all have learned to sing.
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!
So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!