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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2006, 03:33:55 pm »
The bird flu actually mutated a little in a family somewhere in Asia.

Those silly Asians. Always causing trouble in the world.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2006, 09:04:52 am »
I bet a Million Pounds i don't die of bird flu. Any takers?

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2006, 11:30:00 am »
george bush was in a stupid frat club in yale. deal with it.
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2006, 11:45:37 am »
Hey I am not dead yet. Even though they have found cases of the flu in my country.

Go me.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #49 on: June 27, 2006, 12:48:54 pm »
george bush was in a stupid frat club in yale. deal with it.
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #50 on: June 27, 2006, 08:01:42 pm »
So Steven Hawkings is right! We must take plans to colonize the moon. I must laugh my ass off before any of the doomday scenarios come to play!
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2006, 08:42:45 pm »
its a good thing i'm ready to die then

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2006, 08:52:21 pm »
its a good thing i'm ready to die then

O RLY?
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2006, 09:00:15 pm »
You all forgot to mention Y2K!
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« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2006, 09:15:36 pm »
YA RLY

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« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2006, 09:17:29 pm »
its a good thing i'm ready to die then

im sorry, but this must be said, for many lives are at stake. lol emo
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« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2006, 09:53:04 pm »
whatever makes you feel better.

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« Reply #57 on: June 27, 2006, 09:58:21 pm »
I heard that the Asian bird flu is really just a plan that the Bush administration put together. See, what they're doing is trying to create a big enough scare with the virus that they can wage war against the birds and exploit their precious meat.

But that's just what I heard somewhere. :P

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #58 on: June 27, 2006, 10:01:49 pm »
This is all an elaborate plot by the Illuminati and their splinter group Majestic 12. First, they will spread rumors of a deadly disease, so that when they create it it will seem natural. Then, in order to control people and achieve world domination, they will create the virus in a universal constructor, and then spread the virus. There will be a vaccine, but the public will not know about it, and MAJ-12 will only give it to the rich and famous, and only if these people comply with the will of the Illuminati. This will be the last step towards world domination.

Wait... Something about that sounded awfully familiar. Maybe I should ask J.C?  ;)
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2006, 12:42:51 am »
This is all an elaborate plot by the Illuminati and their splinter group Majestic 12. First, they will spread rumors of a deadly disease, so that when they create it it will seem natural. Then, in order to control people and achieve world domination, they will create the virus in a universal constructor, and then spread the virus. There will be a vaccine, but the public will not know about it, and MAJ-12 will only give it to the rich and famous, and only if these people comply with the will of the Illuminati. This will be the last step towards world domination.

Wait... Something about that sounded awfully familiar. Maybe I should ask J.C? ;)
The illuminati are in fact the servants of a darker power, Jay-hoff. Jay-hoff is a hideous but highly advanced alien clad in a pyramid shaped life support system. Only his eye is visible. He visited earth several thousand years ago and installed himself as a god with the help of advanced automatons the primitivce humans called 'angels'. However, Jay-hoff was defeated when a human insurgent discovered a way to turn the automatons against their master. The first angel to be subverted in this way was named Sha-ton (or number one in Jay-hoff's language). Sha-ton gathered support by corrupting more automatons until the armies of both sides were equal and became locked in a stalemate. Now both powers are fighting a secret war on Earth, the illuminati are trying to help Jay-hoff conquer earth again. One of their weapons is in fact bird flu.
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