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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2005, 05:07:57 pm »
The next President is going to infect the entire population, then use his emergency powers to place us all in quarantine camps so that our new alien masters will face less resistance when they arrive.
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2005, 06:17:18 pm »
bleh, the illuminatti only influence, they have no solid power

it's a fact they do their best to hide.
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2005, 07:12:28 pm »
The Illuminati are doing no such thing and it's absurd to think such a thing. Move along and we will speak no more of this.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2005, 03:25:05 am »
All hail the pyramid with an eye in it!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2005, 12:36:03 pm »
Ah... drama.


Here's news 99% of us will die in the next 100 years.

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Prepare.
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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2005, 01:37:52 pm »
At least there will be less competition for jobs. Senior Vice President, here I come!

*does not know what the purpose of all the various VP jobs are, but wants one anyhow for the cool name plate and spinny chair*

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2005, 04:32:12 pm »
Have you SEEN our government?
What makes you think it WON'T?

IGNORANT


Look, whatever happens happens. When and if the time comes, thats when you deal with it. It can't hurt to be a little prepared, but don't throw your whole life out of order because of a thing that may or may not happen.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2005, 06:27:36 pm »
The Gnomes of Zurich will attempt to take over the Rednecks with the help of MTV and the Movie Congrlomerate. Ah.. Illuminati... that you Steve Jackson Games.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2005, 07:16:49 pm »
The Shadow Government wont kill me with their "pandemic".

They need me.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2005, 09:48:31 pm »
At least there will be less competition for jobs. Senior Vice President, here I come!

*does not know what the purpose of all the various VP jobs are, but wants one anyhow for the cool name plate and spinny chair*

*thinks syphonbite would make a great senior vp*
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2005, 10:45:48 pm »
It's all in perperation of the end of the world in 2012 and the coming of the Unicorn people.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2005, 01:55:07 am »
don't be stupid, its 2013 and the coming of the ant people. We have to get ready to toil in their vast nurseries and sugar refineries
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #27 on: October 24, 2005, 02:22:29 am »
BOTH WRONG!

IT IS 2014 AND THE GIANT PLANET DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD!

PROOF!
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #28 on: October 24, 2005, 06:44:46 am »
Dont worry, the pyramid with an eye in it will save us. All hail the eye-pyramid! All hail the American Dollar!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: 1/3 Of us are going to die soon. Nope, sorry, not joking.
« Reply #29 on: October 24, 2005, 11:47:57 am »
Well played!

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