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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #105 on: September 14, 2008, 08:09:28 pm »
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #106 on: September 14, 2008, 08:40:32 pm »
This is our chance for a posse.  Bribe him with anything.  Praise him.  Tell him you will help him at maths.  Then persuade him to wlak around behind you, wearing sunglasses, his arms folded menacingly.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #107 on: September 15, 2008, 01:16:48 am »
This is our chance for a posse.  Bribe him with anything.  Praise him.  Tell him you will help him at maths.  Then persuade him to wlak around behind you, wearing sunglasses, his arms folded menacingly.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #108 on: September 15, 2008, 08:48:15 am »
their in pre-school they're balls have'nt even begun to develop.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #109 on: September 15, 2008, 09:26:30 am »
I would say bribe him by saying that you will help him to get better at maths if he lays off you. When you help him get to know him better by asking his name and what he likes etc. so you become friends (best friends would be better). An other good thing would be to see if he can help Lego learn how to fight a bit better in exchange for the help in maths.

This way you make a friend and hopefully get a way to stand up for yourself. Though this plan may backfire in the future if it goes wrong; as the tank guy may force you to do this homework in senor/high school if you do not become friends now in reception/kinder garden.

Ps. How old is Lego and what is his family background please?
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #110 on: September 15, 2008, 11:24:35 am »
he is six or something.

when do kids start elementary school?

his background, as said at the OP is a normal kid living in a normal house with normal parents with a normal tree in the yard.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #111 on: September 15, 2008, 01:38:25 pm »
When do kids start elementary school?
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #112 on: September 15, 2008, 02:11:45 pm »
hmm...

man, i always hate too complicated meta games.

probably some random country where the majority is english.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #113 on: September 15, 2008, 02:20:43 pm »
Use your super intelligence to build a laser using molecules in the air, then vaporize him!

Come on guys, mix it up a little.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #114 on: September 16, 2008, 08:54:27 am »
he is six or something.

when do kids start elementary school?

his background, as said at the OP is a normal kid living in a normal house with normal parents with a normal tree in the yard.

It depends on the contry when he starts eg. here in the UK it's when you are four going on to five, but in the US it's when you are five going on to six (right?). I was just wondering as it would help to suggest options. Sorry about the background question must have not read it or just forgot about it.

Thank you for answering my questions and sorry for making it too complicated at the same time.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #115 on: September 16, 2008, 09:35:51 am »
that is quite alright.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #116 on: September 24, 2008, 07:27:59 pm »
What happened to Danzik Lego?

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #117 on: September 25, 2008, 08:53:39 am »
oho, i guess i sort of completely forgot about him.

dunno, i think i'll just meh this, as i'm going on a vacation for one week on friday.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #118 on: November 26, 2008, 05:41:39 pm »
Put your hands around his neck and begin strangulation.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #119 on: November 27, 2008, 11:06:50 am »
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