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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2008, 11:55:50 am »
"So, what are your names?"

Then follow up with: "Whatcha doin'?

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2008, 02:05:36 pm »
i guess a short(understatement perhaps) delay in production here, spore release and all that.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2008, 12:41:31 pm »
i demand that you beat to death the teacher with the decapated head of the girl with blonde hair.. you must be a young offender!
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2008, 05:35:13 pm »
BINGO! He could be Gordon Freeman reincarnated. THEY'RE ALL HEAD CRAB ZOMBIES! DECAPITATE THEM!
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2008, 04:54:22 pm »
You approach the girls at the table.

"hey, can i draw with you?"

you think you hear something like an acceptive mumble from the blonde.

it seems they are very engaged in their drawings.



so, what now?
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2008, 07:46:51 pm »
The other one seems happy. Ignore blond and make friends with black haired girl.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2008, 09:47:23 pm »
Try to draw something cool that girls like.  A unicorn with rainbows.  Don't let tank shirt see it though; he might hit us.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2008, 09:40:02 am »
what are you going for?

looks, or personality?

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2008, 10:05:06 am »
You're a kid, looks of course.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2008, 12:29:29 pm »
Draw a picture of everyone in the classroom dead, covered with blood, and inhuman monsters devouring their flesh.

Then show it to the teacher.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2008, 02:55:52 pm »
Draw a picture of everyone in the classroom dead, covered with blood, and inhuman monsters devouring their flesh.

Then show it to the teacher.

right-o.

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2008, 02:58:43 pm »
Draw a picture of everyone in the classroom dead, covered with blood, and inhuman monsters devouring their flesh.

Then show it to the teacher.

right-o.

This seams about right.
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2008, 03:20:23 pm »
You decide for some reason to illustrate the deaths of your classmates at the hands of a beast and after some time you manage to pull of a masterpiece.


A mere glance at this brilliant artwork could fool even yourself into thinking it was drawn by a master painter.

you attempt to show it to the teach, she accepts it with smile and as you lay back to see her reaction at your magnificent artwork, she smiles even broader.

she must think highly of you now.

there is an awkward silence for a moment, but it is swiftly broken by the teacher's somewhat failed attempt at sounding sweet;

"Great job, Lego! you should work on.... dimensions though."
you, having no idea what dimensions mean, think it as a sign of approval, and gleefully take it back from the teacher's (oddly enough) sweaty hands.

what now, o bright minded?

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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2008, 08:35:10 pm »
she wants dimensions? Well, you play half life, give her some pleasant "dimensions". COUGH head crab zombie teacher, COUGH COUGH post-human classmate slave labor, COUGH!
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Re: -Life Metagame- Elementary School, Dear Lego
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2008, 08:48:25 pm »
Why not just ask for a crash course in biology so you can start engineering your own headcrabs?

Seriously though, I thought we were to have Lego befriend the girls. But it seems he's on the path of psycho. I want to see one of these last longer than a few pages for once. Let's just work on something ourselves and then try talking to the girls at recess, everyone's sort of busy already.
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