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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #435 on: July 14, 2010, 04:14:43 pm »
The swirling entity of evil began to rise from the rubble of the machine. At first, it merely observed the others.
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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #436 on: August 31, 2010, 12:45:05 pm »
Then, it STRUCK!


Fire razes the area to a crisp.

Canne De Combat!

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #437 on: September 01, 2010, 05:37:00 am »
However, before I am burned to a crisp, I rise with the power of love and swoop down to save everyone in the area. Suddenly, as I finally get hold of their hands [I am an octopus by the way], I feel a powerful bolt of ecstasy run through the whole of my molluscan false spine. I take the chance and my beak gently intertwine with everyone's lips as all our hearts slowly become as one.

Feeling the deep passion between all of us burning brighter and brighter, I caress their innocent bodies with my gentle, supple appendages. As my beak lovingly ran down one of their necks and into his chest, I spread my fervent love for him [read: hallucinogenic ink], all over his immaculate form.

Feeling exhausted, I let go of everyone and violently crash into the raging fires below.

My consciousness slowly drifting away, I reminisce, as much as I can, the bittersweet days of our passionate, yet tragic love.



And then I dispose of all the brain-bleach in the world. Making sure no one has access to it, ever again.


MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #438 on: September 01, 2010, 09:35:49 am »
Holy crap! Did we just get date-raped by Barney the Purple Octopus!


FIVE MINUTE THERAPY BREAK!

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #439 on: September 04, 2010, 09:13:58 pm »
NO THERAPY BREAK FOR EVERYONE!!!

*Kicks Lush in the shin*

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #440 on: September 07, 2010, 06:06:16 pm »
*walks in room*
What did I miss?
OH CRUD, YUU JUST KICKED LUSH CITY IN THE SHIN.
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Please don't hurt me...
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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #441 on: September 07, 2010, 06:53:46 pm »
I walk in and say, "Hey guys, what's UP?"
Goddamnit kitkat, you make me look late
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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #442 on: September 09, 2010, 06:59:44 am »
"My pe-", I suddenly see Doc pull out his thick, hard shaft of a sword before turning back to Kitkat. "My personal favorite when it comes to choosing between the many local universities back in the Phils. It's the country's national university, actually."

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #443 on: September 09, 2010, 03:16:55 pm »
ANGEL POWER EVOLUTION:DOMINION MODE!

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #444 on: September 28, 2010, 07:36:03 am »
"NO ANGEL POWER FOR YOU!" I yell as slash at Lush with a katana in one hand and firing a shotgun in the other.
In space, no one can hear you scream unless your transmitting it on the right radio frequency.

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #445 on: September 28, 2010, 06:23:34 pm »
AH!

EVOLUTION:REJECTED

Darn.

CONSTILATION EVOLUTION: VIRTUE!

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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #446 on: September 28, 2010, 07:22:05 pm »
Hey, all of you! I just lost two things: my 101st game of Civilzation 3... and The Game. Who wants mid-fight pizza?
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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #447 on: September 29, 2010, 02:47:03 am »
What you just did was beyond evil...



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Re: Canne De Combat!
« Reply #448 on: September 30, 2010, 01:48:55 pm »
Oh really? Then I'd like you to meet my... WOAD RAIDERS!
*Builds 10 Woad Raiders*
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*Builds 10 more Woad Raiders*
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