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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2008, 03:22:16 pm »
You mean this isn't a postmodern poetry jam?

Sorry about that earlier post, then.
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2008, 03:24:17 pm »
didn't read it, Cow.

heh.

feels kinda weird to call someone Cow.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2008, 03:34:47 pm »
didn't read it, Cow.

heh.

feels kinda weird to call someone Cow.

Heh. I know.

You mean this isn't a postmodern poetry jam?

Sorry about that earlier post, then.

It's poetry from the future?! Aaah! (Seriously though, the label postmodern is something I'll never get. *patiently waits to get learned*)

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2011, 11:29:34 am »
I found this thread in the bowels of the void. I brought it back for my amusement.

I am the evil wizard.

I summon zombies and monsters to attack the castle.

Go me!
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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2011, 12:56:22 pm »
I'm confusion.

Where are the milk fish?

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2011, 07:02:13 pm »
I killed them all.

Just like I did to your father.
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30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #51 on: October 26, 2011, 11:54:03 am »
Nooo! Well, I'll take the castle now...and I'm naming it Castle Greyskull! Totally original.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2011, 07:18:22 pm »
And yet the icthoid demons from beyond that horrible, gnawing veil of lunacy still bathed in their throbbing fountains of lactose mixtures, delighting and dancing in the black eternal void of space as their undead corpses delighted Yogsogthacthghoathothothayog the Seventy-Four-And-A-Half-Toothed Old One, his calcium tentacles permeating our dreams and making us awake in fits of madness, blood spurting from our screaming throats as the ruins of Castle Greyskull watch over us all in a haze of uncaring evil, whilst our ecological saviour succumbed to the Unknown Colours and fell into the pit of gibbering madness, as well as we all will when Ctholghoachgayathgunth awakens from the ancient city of R'yfgz'pwrtbp'kfz''dhn!kl, buried under the accumulated waste of a thousand thousand drunken lunatic Bavarians since the Dawn of Dusk.
I came, I saw, I went back to bed.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2011, 09:07:37 pm »
ANd that tottaly DIDNIT HAPPEN becaus CAPTIN PLAMET cmae in to save teh day from his EVILL oldar brothar who did meany stuff liek go on his compeuter an typ long stuped thingz evin thuo MOM SED ITS NOT HIS TERN11!!!!!1! and alsso stol all teh koolaid frum udner his bed and micruweved his turtel and maed him ask GRanma 2 gett rid of teh evul invisabel gient spydar who drinkz frum yor eyz then poops in yor noes and sed taht Jeesus wuold ZAPE HIM with a caddle prod and alsso geT OFF

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2011, 04:47:55 pm »
"Wat.", Benjamin replied.





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