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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2008, 04:35:34 am »
OOC - I am removing the rule "be random." It's ruining the game. I meant be random to some extent, not completely. It's supposed to be an RP gone horrible wrong, not people saying random things.
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2008, 06:48:16 am »
Long long ago...

In a land far far away...

There lived a brave and noble knight. Sir Stuart Spellbane, the greatest knight in all of Vorgaria. Oh, he was brave. So brave in fact that he went on a journey to kill the evil wizard Aldrazar living in the dark and misty peak of Mount Azragor.

Unfortunately, he wasn't as smart as he was brave. And so, he died of a heart attack. You see, he was on medication but forgot to bring some on his way to the evil wizard's castle.

Now, his son, Victor, a squire, wishes to fulfill his father's dream. Will he make it? Or...

Will he fail?

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"Sir Henry? Sir Henry?", Victor inquired. "He seems to be gone. Hmm..." Haha! Nows my chance!

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2008, 07:01:08 am »
I am sir henry

does this suit of armour make me look slutty?
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2008, 07:06:13 am »
Yes it does sir, however it is good to kill people and... OH MY- Is that an orb of power floating right above your head?!?!

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2008, 07:06:53 am »
THATS A DRAGON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2008, 07:09:02 am »
Quick, draw your sword while I get the dragon buster device... where is it again?? Check your pockets, damn it!

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2008, 07:10:04 am »
Lemme just draw my sword...


Aaaaaw yeah, 30 inches.
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2008, 07:10:30 am »
The squire ran in babbling about something "land squids with lasers".
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2008, 07:12:13 am »
"Land squids with lasers?! In my castle???"

we must call upon captain planet

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2008, 07:56:44 am »
The squire dumped a bucket full of oil on the captain.

"Oops, sorry."
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2008, 07:57:17 am »
"FIRE!", said the captain of the archery division, who has just arrived from a wedding reception. Specifically, lord Aldrazar's and lord Myztia's wedding reception, which he was actually not invited to. "FIRE! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE! OH MY GOODNE-"

"WIND!", the captain's wife interrupted, who thought he was going out with other women again. "LET THE FIRE BURN!"

"WATER!", yelled mister Thomas, the town fool. "That chili was hot!"

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...

Suddenly, a dark portal opened in the middle of the room. And then a small figure cloaked in darkness sprang out from within, wielding an over-sized scalpel.

Raising his scalpel, he recited the last word required to summon Captain Planet. "Cardiovascu-... Oh wait, that's not right.

...

...

Oh yeah... HEART!"

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Suddenly, a whirlpool of massive energy burst forth from the combined energies...

"By your powers combined...

I...

Am...

LEGEND!!!"

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"Wut?", asked Vincent in surprise.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2008, 12:31:13 pm »
"Vincent, haven't you seen that movie? It's so cool.", said Captain Planet. Vincent said, "I read a bad review, so no."

Captain planet destroyed the castle and said, "Yo ain't got no land squids no mo', ya fool."

And then, everybody on the planet said, "What yo' talkin' bout Craptain Planet?"

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2008, 01:23:53 pm »
"Imma pop a cap in yo' ass"
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2008, 02:53:07 pm »
imma pop a princess is going

to feast on your conkers.

why did the belly bean?

i don't know, sandwhich.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2008, 03:15:59 pm »
Veraal:
OOC - I am removing the rule "be random." It's ruining the game. I meant be random to some extent, not completely. It's supposed to be an RP gone horrible wrong, not people saying random things.

I thought that reading at least the last few posts would have tipped you off.