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Half-Baked RP Game!
« on: August 15, 2008, 05:40:31 am »
Speak incomplete sentences.

Don't explain things.

Be random. (But don't deviate too much from the storyline)

Punctuation is merely a guideline.



I was walking down the road and was all like "oh yah."

Suddenly llamas.

Oh no
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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 05:42:25 am »
bt then hte lamsa wree ala "k lal" and asekd uyo for banannsa.
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 05:43:56 am »
Spell right, hard to read.



I gave it bananna, it said thanks.

Oh no whats that in the sky.

Alien spaceship.

AAAAAAAAAH
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 05:45:28 am »
The space ship was blue.

The aliens were all like "Were going to take over the world"

and Will wright was all like "hell no" and called legions of Gamingstevers to attack it
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 05:49:04 am »
Too fat to keep up with spaceship

I need to eat less chocolate
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 05:51:41 am »
Then the Spaceship crashed and it turns out they were sapient carp.


OH GOD THE CARP ARE EATING MY FACE! D:
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 05:55:02 am »
Yummy carp

Eat them for lunch
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 06:18:47 am »
But the carp was actually made of milk.

Milk from alien cow.

Me scared.

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Re: Half-Baked RP Game!
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2008, 09:42:54 am »
"Anybody said milk?" - I ask, as I stare at the milky way.

Milk fishes swimming in the milky sky! With diamonds!

Can anybody explain why they have those small appendages on their fins? What are those? Anyone!?

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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2008, 09:44:00 am »
butt probes for your butt i scream.

They are probing my butt
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2008, 11:52:36 am »
I probe your butt

Butts are worth probing.

Interesting things can be found.

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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2008, 12:03:24 pm »
I found jesus in your but.

was good

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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2008, 12:07:08 pm »
Why was he in there

Aliens are silly

I lick one
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2008, 12:08:21 pm »
Licking is with tongue.

Tongue is juicy.

Just like apple.

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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2008, 12:10:20 pm »
I like apples

om nom nom

it was all a dream

lets eat apples.

THE END.

Next poster start new one.
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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2008, 12:12:12 pm »
I saw seven dwarves one day.

I asked: "lulz, are you going to do the nasty with snowwhite?"

They answered: "We're Dwarf Fortress Dwarves FOO' "

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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2008, 12:19:20 pm »
The big dwarf ate meh.

I said, "Going green is for coffee."

The dwarfs said, "Candles?! You'll burn the ostrich."

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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2008, 09:29:13 pm »
And then suddenly one dwarf said "FROGS!!!1"

Before then they all cried

"FROGS!!! FROGS!!!"
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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2008, 01:38:58 am »
Frogs are green.


Just like Kiwi

Kiwi are crazy New-Zealanders.

Bananaman will conquer all

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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2008, 05:11:16 am »
This is MADNESS!

They break and shattered...

For the great Soviet Revolution!

"Leonidas is actually a brand of Belgian chocolate.", I spat. "Welcome to Tolietland. May your wishes never come true not."

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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2008, 06:58:13 am »
Try not t be too random, keep a storyline going.



Whats going on

Toiletland has toilets

toilets for butts
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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2008, 07:15:22 am »
what's with you and butts

butts are bad

holy mackerel shall be the new world order
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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2008, 07:18:53 am »
Holy mackerel should be a soup

And the new world order is.....

Tongs!

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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2008, 10:11:52 am »
STOP IT

STOP IT JUST STOP IT

RP'S DO NOT WORK THIS WAY

STOP IT STOP IT

JESUS CHRIST STOP IT
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2008, 12:31:54 pm »
Haha, said the fool in white

Purple underwear do I wear

This RP makes me as fun as purple thongs.

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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2008, 02:20:47 pm »
lets kill lurk

I has gun

lol *BANG*
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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2008, 03:08:05 pm »
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURCH....
And then he was back.
From the sandvich.
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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2008, 04:18:36 pm »
this is so very

stupider than a fox

end this dwarf

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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2008, 05:20:27 pm »
"Moar!", the peasant squealed. "Hast thou forgotten about thy toilets?"

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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2008, 06:33:14 pm »
"Silence dirtbags!" replied Captain America from America land "I'm going to give thee thy ASS KICKING!!!"

He then beats up all the peasants and steals all the toilets and lives in the castle happly ever after.

THE END.

New story please.
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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2008, 04:35:34 am »
OOC - I am removing the rule "be random." It's ruining the game. I meant be random to some extent, not completely. It's supposed to be an RP gone horrible wrong, not people saying random things.
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2008, 06:48:16 am »
Long long ago...

In a land far far away...

There lived a brave and noble knight. Sir Stuart Spellbane, the greatest knight in all of Vorgaria. Oh, he was brave. So brave in fact that he went on a journey to kill the evil wizard Aldrazar living in the dark and misty peak of Mount Azragor.

Unfortunately, he wasn't as smart as he was brave. And so, he died of a heart attack. You see, he was on medication but forgot to bring some on his way to the evil wizard's castle.

Now, his son, Victor, a squire, wishes to fulfill his father's dream. Will he make it? Or...

Will he fail?

...

...

"Sir Henry? Sir Henry?", Victor inquired. "He seems to be gone. Hmm..." Haha! Nows my chance!

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« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2008, 07:01:08 am »
I am sir henry

does this suit of armour make me look slutty?
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« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2008, 07:06:13 am »
Yes it does sir, however it is good to kill people and... OH MY- Is that an orb of power floating right above your head?!?!

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« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2008, 07:06:53 am »
THATS A DRAGON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2008, 07:09:02 am »
Quick, draw your sword while I get the dragon buster device... where is it again?? Check your pockets, damn it!

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« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2008, 07:10:04 am »
Lemme just draw my sword...


Aaaaaw yeah, 30 inches.
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« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2008, 07:10:30 am »
The squire ran in babbling about something "land squids with lasers".
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« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2008, 07:12:13 am »
"Land squids with lasers?! In my castle???"

we must call upon captain planet

EARTH
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« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2008, 07:56:44 am »
The squire dumped a bucket full of oil on the captain.

"Oops, sorry."
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« Reply #40 on: August 17, 2008, 07:57:17 am »
"FIRE!", said the captain of the archery division, who has just arrived from a wedding reception. Specifically, lord Aldrazar's and lord Myztia's wedding reception, which he was actually not invited to. "FIRE! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE! OH MY GOODNE-"

"WIND!", the captain's wife interrupted, who thought he was going out with other women again. "LET THE FIRE BURN!"

"WATER!", yelled mister Thomas, the town fool. "That chili was hot!"

...

...

Suddenly, a dark portal opened in the middle of the room. And then a small figure cloaked in darkness sprang out from within, wielding an over-sized scalpel.

Raising his scalpel, he recited the last word required to summon Captain Planet. "Cardiovascu-... Oh wait, that's not right.

...

...

Oh yeah... HEART!"

...

Suddenly, a whirlpool of massive energy burst forth from the combined energies...

"By your powers combined...

I...

Am...

LEGEND!!!"

...

"Wut?", asked Vincent in surprise.

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« Reply #41 on: August 17, 2008, 12:31:13 pm »
"Vincent, haven't you seen that movie? It's so cool.", said Captain Planet. Vincent said, "I read a bad review, so no."

Captain planet destroyed the castle and said, "Yo ain't got no land squids no mo', ya fool."

And then, everybody on the planet said, "What yo' talkin' bout Craptain Planet?"

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« Reply #42 on: August 17, 2008, 01:23:53 pm »
"Imma pop a cap in yo' ass"
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« Reply #43 on: August 17, 2008, 02:53:07 pm »
imma pop a princess is going

to feast on your conkers.

why did the belly bean?

i don't know, sandwhich.

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« Reply #44 on: August 17, 2008, 03:15:59 pm »
Veraal:
OOC - I am removing the rule "be random." It's ruining the game. I meant be random to some extent, not completely. It's supposed to be an RP gone horrible wrong, not people saying random things.

I thought that reading at least the last few posts would have tipped you off.

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« Reply #45 on: August 17, 2008, 03:22:16 pm »
You mean this isn't a postmodern poetry jam?

Sorry about that earlier post, then.
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« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2008, 03:24:17 pm »
didn't read it, Cow.

heh.

feels kinda weird to call someone Cow.

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« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2008, 03:34:47 pm »
didn't read it, Cow.

heh.

feels kinda weird to call someone Cow.

Heh. I know.

You mean this isn't a postmodern poetry jam?

Sorry about that earlier post, then.

It's poetry from the future?! Aaah! (Seriously though, the label postmodern is something I'll never get. *patiently waits to get learned*)

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« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2011, 11:29:34 am »
I found this thread in the bowels of the void. I brought it back for my amusement.

I am the evil wizard.

I summon zombies and monsters to attack the castle.

Go me!
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« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2011, 12:56:22 pm »
I'm confusion.

Where are the milk fish?

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« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2011, 07:02:13 pm »
I killed them all.

Just like I did to your father.
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« Reply #51 on: October 26, 2011, 11:54:03 am »
Nooo! Well, I'll take the castle now...and I'm naming it Castle Greyskull! Totally original.

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« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2011, 07:18:22 pm »
And yet the icthoid demons from beyond that horrible, gnawing veil of lunacy still bathed in their throbbing fountains of lactose mixtures, delighting and dancing in the black eternal void of space as their undead corpses delighted Yogsogthacthghoathothothayog the Seventy-Four-And-A-Half-Toothed Old One, his calcium tentacles permeating our dreams and making us awake in fits of madness, blood spurting from our screaming throats as the ruins of Castle Greyskull watch over us all in a haze of uncaring evil, whilst our ecological saviour succumbed to the Unknown Colours and fell into the pit of gibbering madness, as well as we all will when Ctholghoachgayathgunth awakens from the ancient city of R'yfgz'pwrtbp'kfz''dhn!kl, buried under the accumulated waste of a thousand thousand drunken lunatic Bavarians since the Dawn of Dusk.
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« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2011, 09:07:37 pm »
ANd that tottaly DIDNIT HAPPEN becaus CAPTIN PLAMET cmae in to save teh day from his EVILL oldar brothar who did meany stuff liek go on his compeuter an typ long stuped thingz evin thuo MOM SED ITS NOT HIS TERN11!!!!!1! and alsso stol all teh koolaid frum udner his bed and micruweved his turtel and maed him ask GRanma 2 gett rid of teh evul invisabel gient spydar who drinkz frum yor eyz then poops in yor noes and sed taht Jeesus wuold ZAPE HIM with a caddle prod and alsso geT OFF

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« Reply #54 on: November 02, 2011, 04:47:55 pm »
"Wat.", Benjamin replied.





NEW STORY


In 1885, Nikola Tesla inquires about his payment for his services to a certain Thomas Edison. In response, the man shockingly gives him full control of Edison Machine Works, before promptly retiring, and without any ill will whatsoever.

In 1886, Edison Machine Works is renamed Tesla Industries, and quickly sets out developing experimental weaponry, among other things, whose results can easily be described by the words "crazy awesome." Unsurprisingly, the United States Military takes an interest in the company and it becomes a very successful defense contractor.

In 1887, CEO Nikola Tesla is kidnapped by a group of spies who were sent by the Black Hand to force him to build superweapons for them. After almost a month in captivity, he escapes using an impromptu power-suit he built using spare parts from the abandoned warehouse he was held in.

In World War I, reports of Allied soldiers seeing a man-shaped entity completely wrecking Central Power forces makes rounds all across the world.

In January 1st, 1919, Nikola Tesla, in a press conference, reveals that...



"I'm Teslaman..."