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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #15 on: October 13, 2005, 08:16:45 pm »
Well, games have not made me insane.

In fact, they have taught me many many things!


If there was ANY bad effect of video games... I would go with it making me a tad paranoid... but whats wrong with being a little paranoid?

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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2005, 12:13:48 am »
Tim over at Ctrl+Alt+Del has a really funny comic about this and good news post too.
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-10-12
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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2005, 11:03:31 am »
I played the Bill Cosby Fun Game and I do not stand on the street corner, murder people with a camera, and put the bodies in a cave.

As far as you know.
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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2005, 11:07:53 am »
Heh, I play Harvet Moon more than is natural, but you don't see me starting a farm and enslavingthe local Sprite popultion with various "herbs."
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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2005, 11:13:57 am »
I play Savage, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.
I played a level of Postal, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.
I play Warcraft III, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.
I play Unreal Tournament, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.
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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2005, 12:17:44 pm »
Tim over at Ctrl+Alt+Del has a really funny comic about this and good news post too.
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-10-12

Funny. but When that starts circulating around, which it most likely will, they'll get some sort of nasty e-mail from thompson. And if they try to E-mail him back in responce, he'll threaten to sue most likely saying they're stalking him. Just a guess...

I play Savage, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.
I played a level of Postal, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.
I play Warcraft III, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.
I play Unreal Tournament, but I do not take crude bone swords and kill every human I see.

You just you the Crude bone swords on the ones you really don't like, right? J/K lol. ;)
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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2005, 12:41:36 pm »
But, if I finish playing a violent video game why would I go out and kill someone? It would cut in to my porn downloading. Geez people, priorites...


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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2005, 02:16:00 pm »
"as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2"

This guys got some serious issues.  Apparently, Gabe and Tycho have entered the fray also, not that that is a real suprise though.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php?date=2005-10-14

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Re: Jack Thompsons Inane request
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2005, 07:19:54 pm »
lol http://stopkill.com

Wow, Jack, you old fart, you suck.  And at the end of his proposal:  "I dare you"...  WTF?  What a friggen moron.  He needs to... die.  I guess.  Or something.  Who would make a video game for less than 10k?  Otherwise, since nobody will buy it, no profit is made.

Oh, and his proposal... if anyone at all makes this game, he will give 10 grand to Take Two?

(Looks at Coding software(thanks Maneesh Sethi!), then realizes something like this deserves something a lame as Game Maker 5)
I think I might get Take Two a couple dollars richer, if I can find a place to sell my stickman game... Mwa...