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Red Dwarf
« on: March 23, 2005, 05:52:04 pm »
My favourite all time television series.

Who can say they don't like Red Dwarf? Come on, even Stephen Hawking likes RD!



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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2005, 08:49:27 pm »
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" I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000. The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers. "

So many little jokes like that, which make this one amazing comedy.

By the way which Holly do you prefer, male or female. I think male Holly is by far funnier.

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2005, 09:54:37 pm »
I'm also a Norman Lovett fan. So yeah most definatly male Holly, he pulls it off so much better.

My favourite character is Cat. Probably because I can relate to most of the cat jokes, and I think his joke delivery is impecable. Plus I have Danny John-Jules' signature!

Hehe I just this moment finished watching series 5 again.

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2005, 10:40:12 pm »
This is one of my most favorate brittish comedies (save Monty Python). Its a shame that its not on more often.
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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2005, 12:22:29 am »
Heh, I almsot posted about a movie I like called "White Dwarf" but than I realised it was different  :P
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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2005, 09:00:53 pm »
Ah, red dwarf...odd how I just finished watching an episode not less than 20 minutes ago then found this post...

Apparently they're making the movie, then considering making series 9? Well, here's hoping...

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2005, 11:00:30 pm »
"Lister to red dwarf we have in our mists a complete smegpot, Brains in the Anal region chin absent presumed missing, of no value or interest."

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2005, 10:26:53 pm »
I loved the last season they did -- bringing back the old Red Dwarf crew from the dead.  The scripting on that season was FANTASTIC. 

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2005, 06:48:11 am »
I've got DVDs up to series 6... Which I think is all of them for now.
I've borrowed three episodes of video from series 7, with the JFK assassination, the return of Kochanski one, and Duct Soup.
Can anyone tell me where Rimmer went? I'm confused, and a bit miffed since he was my favourite character.

My favouite quote is...
"Rimmer, you know damn well sprouts make me choke."
"Well that's awful, I've got you down for sprouts for almost every day. I tell a lie, it IS every day!"

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2005, 05:19:40 pm »
red dwarf is one of the best comedy series ever kryton rules lol

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2005, 02:36:45 pm »
All the other characters pale in comparison to..

Mr Flibble!

And possible Duane Dibbley.

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2005, 05:34:27 am »
I havent seen much, only when i manage to catch it on cable. For ages I though Cat was a vampire for some reason, untill I actually watched the end credits.

One of the best episodes I've seen so far is the backwards episode, when Earth is heading backwards through time or something.

Anyway, yeah, I like it :D

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2005, 07:26:41 pm »
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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2005, 04:12:59 pm »
I'm a huge fan of Red Dwarf  ;D
I'm hoping to get myself the DVDs at some point but for now I'm happy watching the repeats on uktv gold.

One of favorite episodes has to be when Lister, Cat and Kachansky are in the Pride and Predigest simulation and kryton gate crashes their tea party in a tank.  :D

Also the episode when the suicide squid makes the crew think that red dwarf is a simulation.

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Re: Red Dwarf
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2006, 12:01:49 pm »
"Change of plan.... Leg It!" Lister dose a runner from his new gelf Bride

Red Dwarf is so funny hope they bring it back soon