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Chocolate!

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Mey!
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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2008, 05:15:21 pm »
Do both! Only don't backstab IT, backstab the DWARVES!

TAME THE DRAGON AND TAKE IT BACK TO KILL ALL THE DWARVES FOR BONES TO MAKE... STUFF! You know, like armor and stuff...

There might be enough to make your dragon some armor, too. >.>

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2008, 05:57:09 pm »
You know what?  I wholly endorse the above idea.
Nefarious?  Nearly.  Ne’er-do-well?  Never!  Neither nearly names this narrator.  Naive and knowledgeable, notorious and inscrutable, this nascent Nero is known naturally as Neoadept.

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2008, 06:02:21 pm »
how would our cheese/bone crafter tame this dragon, then`?

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2008, 06:10:08 pm »
By feeding it cheese, of course!  As a cheese maker I have no doubt that he carries a purring maggot with him at all times, and everyone knows that Dwarven cheese is the best cheese.  The dragon will love it, or will at least love the +Cheesy Dwarf Roast+ it gets otherwise.
Nefarious?  Nearly.  Ne’er-do-well?  Never!  Neither nearly names this narrator.  Naive and knowledgeable, notorious and inscrutable, this nascent Nero is known naturally as Neoadept.

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2008, 06:17:02 pm »
and what does a purring maggot look like?

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2008, 06:22:26 pm »
...A big maggot?  Possibly with whiskers?  On the greyish side?
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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2008, 10:31:07 pm »
Give it a cat tail too.

And make it meow.

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2008, 11:22:56 am »
agreed. ^
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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2008, 11:25:45 am »
. <-- this is what it looks like in dwarven fortress >.>

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2008, 12:08:54 pm »
That's certainly helpful.

i think i'll just mash together a worm and a cat.

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Re: -Dwarf metagame- and away we go!
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2008, 12:54:35 pm »
do make it incredibly cute then...it will be all the more fun to make cheese out of it  ;D

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« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2008, 02:20:10 pm »
Right, i think i still have that maggot somewhere, there it is.

Ok, let's make some cheese!

*Ten awkward seconds later*

I'll throw a slice to it.

*the dragon looks at the cheese slice*

hmm. it ate it up.

Well, i have more cheese here!

*the dragon gleefully sits down and waggles it's tail*

Hmm. the dragon seems friendly to me now, what now?

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Re: -Dwarf metagame-
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2008, 02:25:44 pm »
Hug it :3
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« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2008, 02:29:46 pm »
everyone agree with that?

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Re: -Dwarf metagame-
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2008, 02:33:14 pm »
Yeah, hug it. ::)
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