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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2005, 03:29:12 pm »
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.

Well crap, they just described every teen in America.
Oh, and you can't forget:

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2005, 05:09:22 pm »
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

Hey guess what guys! I'm gothic! Apparently anyway...
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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2005, 07:13:29 pm »
Apperently some perants were so clueless as to what makes a goth that the fact the a child proclaiming to be a goth needed to be added.

I think this should go in the list of signs your church is out of touch with the world.

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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2005, 02:54:23 am »
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.

Well crap, they just described every teen in America.
Oh, and you can't forget:

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.


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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2005, 09:03:34 am »
Quote
YOU MUST SEE THIS and you will UNDERSTAND more WHY in Bibles and now Ted CANNOT GET ENOUGH TRUTH even now how much Ted WANTS!


The church of Ted obviously hasnt hired proof readers

also:-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Ok Satanism qualifies as a dangerous cult. Scientology and paganism are certainly cults but theyre hardly dangerous. I dont know which planet these people live on but last time I checked Hinduism and Buddism were major world religions!

« Last Edit: November 02, 2005, 09:09:51 am by krakow sam »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2005, 11:26:05 am »
I know people for whom all of those rules are "too bleeding-heart hippy pansy sinner liberal communist Jew."

North Dakota = suck
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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2005, 11:48:52 am »
Now you are talking about the Satanism that worships Satan right?


Because I have heard some people going off on tirades about how they are Satanist but it doesnt mean they worship Satan....

I think they are doing it to sound cool.... which by the way, they are now.



According to that list I am a very very bad person.

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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2005, 02:13:11 pm »
the original meaning of satanism was, not worshipping the devil but recognising that he had a part to play in the creation of man and the earth apparently (the snake and the apple sort of thing)
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2005, 03:26:21 pm »
That site is a joke- I've seen the disclaimer, but I can't remember where it is.
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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2005, 05:42:29 pm »
Which one? Both St. Mary's Church and the CAP look real.

If you can't tell that Ted Jesus Christ GOD is fake...
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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2005, 12:55:02 am »
Its either fake or written by someone with some sort of neurological impairment "like rain man or awakening? i mean, what the hell am I supposed to be doing here!" ahem. :P
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2005, 07:35:34 pm »
thats just werid.......

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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2005, 08:51:04 am »
i as so lost

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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2005, 01:16:58 pm »
Darwin awards!

I heard that someone sold a 1.00 coin on ebay for 1.01 inc postage and packaging, probably not true but you never know.

someone sold a jar of air from woodstock (the 1999 revival thing, not the orignal 60's lovefest) on ebay for over like $100,000.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.

Well crap, they just described every teen in America.
Oh, and you can't forget:

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.

They just described almost everyone around 9 to 25 in america.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. So i suppose animal crossing would be off limits?

-Associates with other people who dress, act, or speak eccentricly Acts eccentricly...basicly anyone in the world with a personality.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. If you'll notice, yes, they actually call it count dracula cereal.  ::)

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts would a shirt with Peter Paul and Mary, or the Beach Boys count?

-Complains of Boredom (yes it actually says that.)

And it says you should intervine if 5 or more apply to your child and if problems persist you should check them into the local mental health center, so...
If your child frequently complains of being bored, eats Count Chocula on an occational basis, has a quirky friend, enjoys games like Animal Crossing or Kingdom Hearts and wears a shirt with a picture of Smash Mouth on it, then they advise you check them into a mental facility.

Ok, i take it back. This may apply to anyone in america ages 5 and up.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2005, 01:53:27 pm by sgore »
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Re: *stifles laughter*
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2005, 09:52:39 pm »
Actually, not that many people here wear rock shirts. Not California anyway.
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