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AIEE!
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THE PAIN!
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WHAT THE !@^#*$!
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actually, i am excited!
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meh...
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Offline Dr. Croccer

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2008, 07:37:47 am »
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That would be socialism.
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2008, 10:44:57 am »
Holy mother of god.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2008, 10:56:42 am »
DEAR GOD!

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2008, 01:00:52 pm »
Clive Owen for Gargamel!

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2008, 03:11:31 pm »
Paris Hilton as Smurfette

Don't laugh, it will probably happen.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2008, 11:02:38 pm »
It says live action/ animation.

I'm guessing the Smurfs will be CG and everyone else will be live action. I'm thinking the story will involve a little blonde boy and a little blonde girl finding the smurfs and then unsuccessfully trying to keep them a secret from their parents. You know the plot I'm talking about  :P

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2008, 03:16:55 am »
Thats the Kajigger! Where would we be without TV tropes?
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2008, 06:28:05 am »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?

It was a Liberal Media conspiracy to indoctrinate our children with communism and gay.
Were you just channeling TTT right there?
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2008, 09:35:40 am »
*Analyzes thread and reads imbd page*

BOOM!!!

*Shoots self in the head with a desert eagle*
Kid: Oh wow I'm being deflowered by a grown woman!
Mother: By the way I'm your mother
Kid: OH GOD NO

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2008, 01:15:40 pm »
God, it's me.... Pfellah. I don't ask for much, but I'm gonna ask you this one favor. Please please PLEASE let this movie get delayed in post-production until my 4-year-old is too old to be interested. And see if you can do something about that world peace thing if you have a minute.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2008, 07:37:46 am »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?

They all work together and share all the time, so, yes.

That would be socialism.

There is a difference!  :(

That WOULD be communism, actually.

Socialism is governed by one ruling body, who implements an attempt to "share" everything. Since the smurfs don't have a ruling body (Papa Smurf doesn't count), everyone IS equal, and is thus described as communism.


Sorry, but this bothers me for no coherent reason.

Also: DO NOT WANT.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2008, 10:21:54 am »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?

It was a Liberal Media conspiracy to indoctrinate our children with communism and gay.

But I heard an interesting in-depth theory of it being Stalinist propoganda, Gargamel representing the Capitalist (Wanting to destroy the Smurfs for gold to fuel his dastardly business ventures) and the rebellious glasses-wearing Smurf was Trotsky, and represented as a malcontent and capitalist fifth-columnist. It was interesting insanity.

EDIT:
http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml
http://www.angelfire.com/mo/potatofarm/smurf.html


Isn't the point of propaganda that it is obvious? I mean, this was supposed to work on kids and unless it send some sort of sublimal messages, it's rather hard to see the link and it's rather far-fetched since there is no proof and it has little effect like ''let's all work together and destroy capitalism hmmkay''. It's like putting a peephole in a glass door.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2008, 10:44:01 am »
Anyways.. back to Smurfs...

As much as I am enjoying some of the revivals of 80's franchises such as Transformers (worried about G.I. Joe).  In all honesty I'd probably go see an animated Smurf movie, just to relive my childhood for a bit. Barring that it wasn't terrible 3D CGI smurfs. But with the introduction of live action characters, it's just kills it for me.  I'll wait until I see some stills from it, but I have my doubts.

This is like how they are re-doing Adventures in Babysitting.  Honestly, why? I'm already boycotting that.
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2008, 09:14:10 am »
I think the movie was mentioned on the Colbert Report. I forgot what he said about it though...

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2008, 02:19:51 am »
He mentioned some of the actors and said that someone recommended him for brainy because they both wore glasses.