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AIEE!
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THE PAIN!
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WHAT THE !@^#*$!
19 (41.3%)
actually, i am excited!
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meh...
17 (37%)

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Offline Orly

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AH! THE PAIN!
« on: June 10, 2008, 04:49:12 pm »



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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 06:00:25 pm »
At first I was like, "Cool, Smurfs!" but then I read, "live action" and I just cringed. I guess only time will tell.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 06:02:53 pm »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 06:12:06 pm »
^i thought they were blue

oh and this movie will be added onto my list of movies i will never watch till it comes to cable


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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 06:42:00 pm »
I'm not a Smurf! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT!

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2008, 02:36:26 am »
meh.. Was bound to happen sooner or later
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2008, 02:55:46 am »
It says live action/ animation.

I'm guessing the Smurfs will be CG and everyone else will be live action. I'm thinking the story will involve a little blonde boy and a little blonde girl finding the smurfs and then unsuccessfully trying to keep them a secret from their parents. You know the plot I'm talking about  :P
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2008, 04:40:30 am »
Yes, Crappy Children's Movie Plot No 201.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2008, 11:51:50 am »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?

They all work together and share all the time, so, yes.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 12:24:29 pm »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?

It was a Liberal Media conspiracy to indoctrinate our children with communism and gay.

But I heard an interesting in-depth theory of it being Stalinist propoganda, Gargamel representing the Capitalist (Wanting to destroy the Smurfs for gold to fuel his dastardly business ventures) and the rebellious glasses-wearing Smurf was Trotsky, and represented as a malcontent and capitalist fifth-columnist. It was interesting insanity.

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http://www.iamlost.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml
http://www.angelfire.com/mo/potatofarm/smurf.html

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 12:28:35 pm »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?

It was a Liberal Media conspiracy to indoctrinate our children with communism and gay.
Were you just channeling TTT right there?

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2008, 02:41:42 pm »
How they will transfer the little caeruleus chums to human actors and keep it half-decent remains a mystery to me.

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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2008, 02:48:46 pm »
Wait.  Wouldn't it get rated NC-17?  Because as far as I can remember, Smurfs didn't wear clothes.
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2008, 02:56:19 pm »
Hats count as clothes.
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Re: AH! THE PAIN!
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2008, 03:52:38 pm »
Didn't I read somewhere that smurfs were communist or something?

They all work together and share all the time, so, yes.

That would be socialism.

There is a difference!  :(
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