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Offline The Time Traveller

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2008, 05:36:40 pm »
Take the gun. Break the dartboard and look through the erector set for keys.
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2008, 05:38:23 pm »
why would he search for keys?

the door doesnt have any keyholes XD

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2008, 05:44:12 pm »
You may need keys later.
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2008, 05:46:07 pm »
alright alright..sheesh


it kills me to not say anything about whats gunna happen

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2008, 07:12:50 pm »
Take the gun and TARGET PRACTICE on dartboard.

That's the obvious thing to do.

Oh, and see what you can make with the erector set.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2008, 08:25:51 pm »
Take the gun and TARGET PRACTICE on dartboard.

That's the obvious thing to do.

Oh, and see what you can make with the erector set.

Bsides an erection(sorry)

I suggest walking out the door
I HAVE THAT SAME DARTBOARD

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2008, 08:32:41 pm »
Oh, if he has the dartboard too...


BURN THAT FREAKING DARTBOARD!

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2008, 09:00:05 pm »
You reach out and grab the gun

Jack: Better safe than sorry.

You check the cartridge and their is only 2 bullets left for the 9mm pistol


Right after this their is a loud screeching noise and then the lamp goes out.

Jack: What is that?

The clock numbers have been distorted and are hard to read

Jack: What does this mean?

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2008, 11:01:51 pm »
Shoot the clock? Maybe everything will return to normal.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2008, 12:10:10 am »
Obviously this means that the space monkey squids require a sacrifice. You must find the nearest chocolate cow and fly it to Bermuda where you can get the jet powered underpants to appease them.

Sit tight and keep your finger on the trigger.
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2008, 07:55:25 am »
Obviously this mens that the space monkey squids require a sacrifice. You must find the nearest chocolate cow and fly it to Bermuda where you can get the jet powered underpants to appease them.

Sit tight and keep your finger on the trigger.

Seconded.


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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2008, 08:21:14 am »
wash fingernails.

ponder about what you might've smoked for this to happen.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2008, 12:43:49 pm »
well I did smoke some weed er nothing

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2008, 01:11:45 pm »
My arm is hairier than yours.


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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2008, 01:23:13 pm »
well I did smoke some weed er nothing

the obvious choice is to pee in your pants.