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Offline Kaizer

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A Real Life Adventure!
« on: May 29, 2008, 05:38:21 pm »
You awaken inside an unfamiliar room....

Jack: ugh where am I? (note: you play as jack)

You look forward to see what appears to be a door among other things


To your left is a nightstand. A lamp is on


To your right is a crawlspace under the bed your on.



note: because I cant really use real weapons ill be using some squirt guns and such for weaponry. Just play along alright?



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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 05:41:56 pm »
So we suggest things for the main character to do?

I suppose check the crawlspace.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2008, 05:43:55 pm by Met »

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 05:42:39 pm »
Search for survivors.
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 05:56:04 pm »
Shouldn't this be in the Storytelling and Roleplaying board? (It seems like a story to me).

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 06:20:08 pm »
its sort of...yea i geuss


and yes you tell jack what to do your actions will decide his fate (later in you'll realize more about how you got in this room and such its like a point and click adventure game)
« Last Edit: May 29, 2008, 07:06:44 pm by Kaizer »

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 09:39:55 pm »
Awesome! ;D Search the crawlspace for items.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 10:20:54 pm »
F- That; exit through the door with the pirate flag as a bandanna!
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 02:32:18 am »
What are the enemies in this game? ???

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 03:32:41 am »
thats part of the mystery  ;) (anyways i'll update when I return from school)

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 05:37:02 am »
1. wear bed blanket thing as a cape.
2. wear flag as a hat.
3. walk out of room.
4. ???
5. Profit

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 08:24:24 am »
i say look outside the window. find out where you are at!

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 10:35:02 am »
1. wear bed blanket thing as a cape.
2. wear underwear as a hat.
3. walk out of room.
4. Go outside and knock on your neighbor's door.
5. Profit

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2008, 05:24:26 pm »
its sort of...yea i geuss


and yes you tell jack what to do your actions will decide his fate (later in you'll realize more about how you got in this room and such its like a point and click adventure game)

So do you mind if I move it there?

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2008, 05:26:52 pm »
Look for things you can use to turn the alarm clock into a trusty robot side-kick!
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2008, 05:34:40 pm »
go right ahead ovi. and im updating with look in crawlspace (something interesting is down there)


You decide to search the crawl space.


As you head down you swear you can hear a man breathing on the other side of the wall.


There isn't much down here besides an erector set with some wrenches and such


also a dartboard


but straight ahead of you something is shining in the light

Jack: A....gun?

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2008, 05:36:40 pm »
Take the gun. Break the dartboard and look through the erector set for keys.
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2008, 05:38:23 pm »
why would he search for keys?

the door doesnt have any keyholes XD

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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2008, 05:44:12 pm »
You may need keys later.
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2008, 05:46:07 pm »
alright alright..sheesh


it kills me to not say anything about whats gunna happen

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2008, 07:12:50 pm »
Take the gun and TARGET PRACTICE on dartboard.

That's the obvious thing to do.

Oh, and see what you can make with the erector set.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2008, 08:25:51 pm »
Take the gun and TARGET PRACTICE on dartboard.

That's the obvious thing to do.

Oh, and see what you can make with the erector set.

Bsides an erection(sorry)

I suggest walking out the door
I HAVE THAT SAME DARTBOARD

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2008, 08:32:41 pm »
Oh, if he has the dartboard too...


BURN THAT FREAKING DARTBOARD!

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2008, 09:00:05 pm »
You reach out and grab the gun

Jack: Better safe than sorry.

You check the cartridge and their is only 2 bullets left for the 9mm pistol


Right after this their is a loud screeching noise and then the lamp goes out.

Jack: What is that?

The clock numbers have been distorted and are hard to read

Jack: What does this mean?

INVENTORY:
9MM Handgun
2 9MM bullets

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2008, 11:01:51 pm »
Shoot the clock? Maybe everything will return to normal.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2008, 12:10:10 am »
Obviously this means that the space monkey squids require a sacrifice. You must find the nearest chocolate cow and fly it to Bermuda where you can get the jet powered underpants to appease them.

Sit tight and keep your finger on the trigger.
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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2008, 07:55:25 am »
Obviously this mens that the space monkey squids require a sacrifice. You must find the nearest chocolate cow and fly it to Bermuda where you can get the jet powered underpants to appease them.

Sit tight and keep your finger on the trigger.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2008, 08:21:14 am »
wash fingernails.

ponder about what you might've smoked for this to happen.

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2008, 12:43:49 pm »
well I did smoke some weed er nothing

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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2008, 01:11:45 pm »
My arm is hairier than yours.


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Re: A Real Life Adventure!
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2008, 01:23:13 pm »
well I did smoke some weed er nothing

the obvious choice is to pee in your pants.