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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2008, 09:47:38 pm »
Hmm.  I'm back home for the summer and my friends have nothing better to do, I'm sure I'll have a beer or two to contribute at some point.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2008, 10:33:04 pm »
woah look! this thread survived the night! whohoo! ;D
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2008, 11:16:05 pm »
I've been 18 for a good half a year now, and yet I've really never drunk anything alcoholic yet.

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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2008, 12:49:42 am »


Mmm, it was posh and malty. I drank it down.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2008, 12:52:59 am »
Does it have to be beer... because last night and following into this morning I drank the following:



then:



then:



and then:



oh god, please no more, wait here it comes:



ughhhh...



uh oh...  :-X

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and that my friends, is how krakow learned not to ever do that ever again. Remember kids, drinking too much is not cool.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2008, 02:36:11 am »
You drank urine, followed by blood, followed by watery blood, followed by concentrated urine on ice, followed by really weak urine in a vodka bottle followed by very strong urine in a tea cup?

Weirdo.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2008, 02:48:02 am »
Sure feels like it...  :'(

I haven't slept a wink because it feels like I'm going to throw up, unfortunately I already HAVE thrown up, and I can't shake the feeling by throwing up again.

Once again kids, don't do what uncle Krakow did and overindulge just because your exams are over. That way much suffering lies.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2008, 02:52:22 am »
Yeah I've spent the last two days hung over thanks to a pleasantly inexpensive bar at my grad ball.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2008, 05:40:30 am »
I've been 18 for a good half a year now, and yet I've really never drunk anything alcoholic yet.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2008, 08:02:00 am »
Well, the at uni our pub is called the Tav, and I might go the the end of semester party there and see what all the fuss is about.

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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2008, 08:03:20 am »


One portuguese beer down, 91 left.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2008, 09:52:52 am »
Ah, Sam, that reminds me of my 21st birthday.  It was pretty much this:



But at least I wasn't hungover the next day.  No, I was still drunk when I went to class in the morning.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2008, 10:00:48 am »
Sure feels like it...  :'(

I haven't slept a wink because it feels like I'm going to throw up, unfortunately I already HAVE thrown up, and I can't shake the feeling by throwing up again.

Once again kids, don't do what uncle Krakow did and overindulge just because your exams are over. That way much suffering lies.

You can't tell me what to do!

In related news, /lurk's exams just finished this morning. I might not be back for a while.
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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2008, 12:47:39 pm »
I am going to laugh so hard when Lurk stumbles onto the forum and posts drunken messages.

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Re: 99 bottles of beer in the thread
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2008, 12:54:55 pm »
Sure feels like it...  :'(

I haven't slept a wink because it feels like I'm going to throw up, unfortunately I already HAVE thrown up, and I can't shake the feeling by throwing up again.

Once again kids, don't do what uncle Krakow did and overindulge just because your exams are over. That way much suffering lies.

Never mix your booze. Don't drink wine and other hard liquor. The vodka probably is what did it to you. Once you get sick like that though, makes you think twice about doing it again.