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Offline SporeGames

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Abomination Inc.
« on: May 09, 2008, 02:28:37 pm »
Far away in the void of space a mechanical comet from an unknown race
Opened a screen and broadcasted an odd rune
That when translated sung this freaky tune

(To the theme of the happy peppy song from the fairly odd parents)

OOOO
I’m super Salesman Steve
And I'm gene warper Jill
And were gonna sing this song until you’ve had your fill
Just say what you want right here
And in a day to a year
You’ll find exactly want you want unless we didn’t hear...right


(basically post what your race needs [super spy, electric generator , teleporter etc.] and in a day to a year I will post a Lilo & Stitch-esque genetic anomaly that will do what ever you asked for . usually. The aliens from this add are not within any known species in this galaxy [similar to the traders from the Ropidians thread] and will give you exactly ONE genetic abomination per request. From then on out what you do with it is up to you.)



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Re: Abomination Inc.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 02:30:53 pm »
Well, as the Portallions, we are planning an attack on Elbeasts by making a creature that is near indestructable, and is constantly eating and reproducing until the entire planet is covered in them.
Warning: Hot.  Choking Hazard for children under 3.  Please do not exit until the vehicle comes to a complete stop.  EULA removes all human rights.  Special features are not rated.  Side effects include  cardiac arrest and spontaneous falling off of body parts.  May contain nuts.  Acts are being performed by trained proffesionals.  Results not typical.  Thank you for flying with United Airlines.

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Re: Abomination Inc.
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 02:34:03 pm »
Well thank you very much. You'll get it in a jiff.
Or a couple years. Ya know, time riff
« Last Edit: May 09, 2008, 02:56:55 pm by SporeGames »

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Re: Abomination Inc.
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 08:07:58 pm »
He's all done Steve!
*Stampers off while maintaining my giddy disposition.*


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Re: Abomination Inc.
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 10:29:05 pm »
He's all done Steve!
*Stampers off while maintaining my giddy disposition.*

X-001. Codename: B-BO Abilities include: Indestructibility and Unlimited Nonconversion Multiplication


 
well another semi-happy customer
and another semi-happy day
we thank you all for shopping the AI way

« Last Edit: May 10, 2008, 09:15:24 am by SporeGames »

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Re: Abomination Inc.
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 11:47:48 pm »
                "Tee hee hee!"

                *Enters the area while looking around him, as if watching out for someone he might bump into.*

                "We've been havin' some problems with these pesky rebels. They tend to shoot frickin' lasers and won over our battles! If things continue, they might win all our wars. And our entire race might end up behind bars! You do know the point of us appearing in this scene, we want you to build as an indestructible war-machine!" Put "cute" in your mind when your planning to make it. I don't have cash right now so I'll pay you through credit." I forgot my purse back in the ship.