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ninteen's review: The Host.
« on: April 23, 2008, 12:56:12 am »
The host is a japanese horror film about a virus and a big monster. Good? NO. The monster was a rip off of a bullsquid and a scauceback from sagan. The whole movie was more of a thriller than horror. Hell, I'll take the whole plot down in about, say... 6 sentances. Tops.
Here we go:

1) Toxic waste is dumped.
2) Thing is made.
3) Kidnaps people.
4) Hubub.
5) ...
6) Monster dies in coolway ending movie.

But still, the effects were great, the monster cool (Even though its mouth looked like a vagina.) and the drama great.



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Re: ninteen's review: The Host.
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2008, 04:35:13 pm »
Wow...great review.... ::)
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Re: ninteen's review: The Host.
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 06:24:49 am »
I'm just saying that ALL japanese monster flicks are the same. I'm not surprised that there was a little girl stuck in a sewer.

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Re: ninteen's review: The Host.
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2008, 08:52:23 am »
What about Firefl- Oh no, I'm sad now :( I hope you're happy.
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Re: ninteen's review: The Host.
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2008, 08:54:09 am »
I thought firefly was china's work of art.

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Re: ninteen's review: The Host.
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2008, 11:40:20 am »
I'm just saying that ALL japanese monster flicks are the same. I'm not surprised that there was a little girl stuck in a sewer.

Just like how most Hollywood movies are Hardcore action packed ones with massive explosions when a bike hits a propane tank....
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Re: ninteen's review: The Host.
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2008, 11:48:03 am »
or the plot has a terrorist that could not look any more like an Iraqi even if they tried.

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Re: ninteen's review: The Host.
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2008, 12:28:25 pm »
I thought firefly was china's work of art.

It is, and very saddening, ah crap, now I'm crying, you suck!
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