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World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« on: April 20, 2008, 07:22:24 pm »
*game show announcer voice*
"It's time for the world famous, HIGHly popular game show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS! The topic of today's show will be Spore, the game now in development by Will Wright, renowned game creator, creator of such games as SimCity and The Sims. The rules are simple: the contestant  will come up with WILD ASSUMPTIONS about the Topic Of The Day, today's topic being Spore. The assumptions must be things that have NOT been confirmed about the final release of the game. Contestants ready? 3...2...1...GO!!"

Helpful hint: assumptions may consist of things that used to be in the game but have been "taken out". You ARE allowed to assume that Maxis was lying when they said they took things out of the final version (such as a 3D water stage) or that they were lying about things that never were in the game such as multiplayer. BASICALLY: you can assume whatever the hell you want.



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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2008, 07:25:03 pm »
Pikachu, I assume you!

I say Maxis was lying when they said Spore had editors and was a sim.  It's really going to be a prequel to Halo 4 (Something that will be revealed at Spore's release) in FPS format.
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2008, 07:55:32 pm »
Hm, a real assumption im going to make is that Spore will be somewhat linear come the space phase, and not as open ended as we are led to believe.
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 08:03:22 pm »
I assume Spore will never be released.
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2008, 08:10:54 pm »
The Tide Pool Phase will be the entire game.

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2008, 08:23:11 pm »
I assume that we'll be able to make various kinds of pie and throw them at each other. Sure,you can eat too, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to make a creature that all I can do is bake pies and throw them at other creatures. Its gotta be really fast so it can run away after it throws the pie. I'll gather up a bunch of pies and then attack an Epic creature 10 times my size with pies. Different pies will do different things. In fact basically the entire game of Spore is about pies. The creature stage you have to collect ingredients then in the tribe stage you learn more about good baking techniques. The div and space phase are all about spreading your recipes.
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2008, 08:29:01 pm »
My assumption is that this wild and crazy concept of microtransiactions is not going to bring about the end of the universe like so many fear, but will in fact provide us with a more in depths and variable gameplay experience.
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 08:50:25 pm »
My assumption is that this wild and crazy concept of microtransiactions is not going to bring about the end of the universe like so many fear, but will in fact provide us with a more in depths and variable gameplay experience.

Last I heard the microtransactions was a misunderstanding from gamasutras part, but I'll make a wild assumption and assume they are still in :P
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2008, 08:57:43 pm »
My wild assumption is that you can import your SimCity cities onto your planets.
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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2008, 11:59:39 pm »
My wild assumption is theres going to be a planet of the wills..only its really earth! and you humans are inslaved there also i think we finaly will be able to breed a cat with a human rather then just speculate at the andromorphic cat people! i also think that at the center of the unveris will be god or rather a mirror! think about it!
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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2008, 01:10:26 am »
I assume Spore will be released September 7th.  :P

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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2008, 01:51:34 am »
I assume every single creature I have ever made on the forum can be replicated exactly in Spore. ;)

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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2008, 03:37:21 am »
I assume you will be able to assimilate other creatures into your collective.

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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2008, 05:22:35 am »
I assume that material will surface on the internet shortly after the game releases of edited pictures of people clamming to have conquered every planet in their galaxy.

I also assume someone will manage to make some very objectionable content and the media will have a feeding frenzy, because it's election time (in the US) and everyone likes hot button issues. None of this will matter, because in a dramatic turn of events EA will buy out the US government. They will use micro payments to pay your taxes.

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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2008, 05:26:22 am »
Spore will beat Halo.

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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2008, 05:46:14 am »
Lets assume Spore will sell more copies than the sims2

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2008, 05:54:27 am »
I assume.

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2008, 06:13:23 am »
I assume that spore will accidentally be shipped in "The Muppet Show: Season 3" boxes.

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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2008, 06:44:45 am »
Lets assume Spore will sell more copies than "The Muppet Show: Season 3"

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2008, 07:07:48 am »
My assumption is that this wild and crazy concept of microtransiactions is not going to bring about the end of the universe like so many fear, but will in fact provide us with a more in depths and variable gameplay experience.

Last I heard the microtransactions was a misunderstanding from gamasutras part, but I'll make a wild assumption and assume they are still in :P

I assume I already knew that and was simply stating that people shouldn't get so worked up over them. :P

I also assume some will end up making the Naucean before Hydro does.
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2008, 07:25:14 am »
I also assume some will end up making the Naucean before Hydro does.

Most species that have adapted well have imitators. It won't be a true Naucean until he does.

I assume movie and game industry monster designers will file suit to prevent recreations of their critters in spore. It will of course, fail miserably.

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2008, 07:48:22 am »
I assume the full release will be about as complete as a building with only the frame up, and we will have to pay large sums for expansions giving us content we should have had from the beginning.

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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2008, 08:55:50 am »
I assume the Xbox 360 version will have extra downloadable content that is only accessable on the 360 not on the PC.

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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2008, 10:28:22 am »
When you finaly install Spore, This video will play as the intro.

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2008, 10:55:15 am »
I assume that Spore will be the best thing that happened to the world since toast...



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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2008, 11:59:15 am »
I assume that every boxed copy of Spore sold will have a spring-loaded boxing glove device inside that will sproing out and knock you flying upon opening. I assume that this will cause great outrage, and that Maxis will have to deliver a statement giving their reasons for this cruel slapstick joke. I assume their statement will be along the lines of, "We just really like punching vast quantites of people and needed a legitimate excuse to do so, so we fooled about with a fake game concept for a few years as a cover whilst we perfected our spring-loaded-boxing-glove devices and discovered the best weight-to-spring-tension ratios for ultimate widespread nose-breakage and tooth-shatterance."

I assume this will result in a lawsuit, but I also assume that Maxis is prepared and will reveal the often forgotten worldwide Legalisation Of Comedic Violence To Unsuspecting Customers Act Of 1872.

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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2008, 12:01:17 pm »
I assume that individuals of any given civilization have set roles that they rarely switch between. A blacksmith will not go out and work the fields unless some fluke kills off all the farmers. And even then, he wouldn't be very good at it for several growing seasons and would probably switch back to blacksmithing as soon as somebody less trained becomes available.

I assume that there will be growing seasons and seasons in general. Complete with spring rains and winter snow.

I assume that there will be rivers and flowing water in spore. Which will be occupied by some form of aquatic life.

I assume that sapient creatures in spore won't let themselves die due to the player's stupidity. Soldiers will go AWOL if you use them like cannon fodder, a starving city with warehouses full of gold bullion will trade off some of that gold for food with your permission or without, and will actively rebel if pushed too hard.

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« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2008, 12:03:09 pm »
WHOLEY CRAP YOU CAME BACK!
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« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2008, 01:25:29 pm »
I assume Spore is a part of an evil plan that EA and Maxis is making, where their trying to suck out our brains in an attempt to take the cleverness from them making themselfes smarter..

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« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2008, 01:25:54 pm »
I assume that Spore will be a flop.

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« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2008, 10:48:56 am »
I'll assume that Spore will have a "Deluxe Edition" a few months after release.

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« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2008, 01:00:48 am »
I assume there Will be many Stuff packs, and that my creature will allready be created by someone else before I manage to "obtain" my copy of Spore.

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« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2008, 08:42:10 am »
I assume that I will be the first person to break the game by accident.  I will not, however, be the first to break it on purpose, though.
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« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2008, 01:21:21 pm »
I assume that Spore will be the first game with a Penis Identification Algorithm.

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« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2008, 01:25:03 pm »
I assume that Spore will be the first game with a Penis Identification Algorithm.

I assume that big, jacked-up trucks created in the Vehicle Editor will be included in this Algorithm.

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« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2008, 11:06:54 pm »
I assume that Spore will be the first game with a Penis Identification Algorithm.

I assume that big, jacked-up trucks created in the Vehicle Editor will be included in this Algorithm.

And anything resembling a hummer that is not combat ready.

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« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2008, 01:54:43 am »
And teletubbies.


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Thats a GREAT idea! I am sooo gonna make a teletubbies race.

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« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2008, 08:47:44 am »
i asume spore will secretly be a mind controlling device



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« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2008, 03:19:15 pm »
psht..secret mind control? No, they're going to tell you "If you buy this game you run the risk of being brain washed" but people will buy it anyway either because they've been waiting for it for so long or to prove that they won't get brain washed. Plus Spore will get all kinds of publicity from the press.

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« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2008, 03:29:26 pm »
The copies of spore will rise up and destroy all life except for one monkey who becomes SPOverlord.
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« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2008, 06:36:06 pm »
I assume that Will Wright's will take an extended vacation from game design immediately after Spore is released. What will he do with his time, you ask? He and his daughter will return to their greatest love: Battlebots.

Yes, I know that Battlebots has been dead since before the birth of Jesus... but Wright will find a way. Even if it means buying up the entire franchise all by himself just so he can blow up robots.

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« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2008, 11:37:55 pm »
From all I see, Battlebots is like Robot Wars exept one has Uber house bots which slaughter you the moment you come within a square inch of them?
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« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2008, 01:47:06 am »
I used to wat5ch that on TV, sum of the coolest robot designs and they'd get owned in the ring buy a large metal brick ("La Michine").

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« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2008, 07:43:42 am »
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« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2008, 08:16:06 am »
I also assume some will end up making the Naucean before Hydro does.
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« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2008, 10:30:36 pm »
I assume that every time someone blows up another players planet, the player that made the planet will get a message telling them that a user blew it up.

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« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2008, 10:55:47 pm »
Hit the nail on the head Sheezy.
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« Reply #47 on: April 25, 2008, 11:06:06 pm »
I'd love it.
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« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2008, 11:32:51 am »
Spore will be disbanded through grind. What's the fun of a sandbox when it's all the same stuff? Invade, trade, create, nuke, rinse and reapeat.

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« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2008, 12:05:46 pm »
more like, nuke with penis shaped missiles.

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« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2008, 01:02:45 pm »
I have one: I assume Spore will be banned by the Vatican :x
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« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2008, 03:45:32 pm »
I have one: I assume Spore will be banned by the Vatican :x
If so, we must assume that someone will create a race of flesh-eating, omnicidal catholics. In Spore.
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« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2008, 04:55:04 pm »
The only way they won't ban it is if we make Christianity the only religion in the Spore universe.
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« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2008, 05:11:59 pm »
...  Thus causing it to be banned in every Middle-Eastern country.
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2008, 05:42:53 pm »
I assume wildly that when i purchase Spore, the cashier will  dive into my throat and posses me, later bursting out of my stomach Alien style appearing as... OPRAH!!! :P :P
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2008, 07:18:57 pm »
Half the spore official forums will be taken over by an off-topic debate over who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or that guy from Night Rider. Elaborate planets, creatures, cities and Kit-esque cars would be designed to test the theory and prove points.
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2008, 08:59:17 pm »
Lies, Macgyver will win.

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2008, 09:10:45 am »
In the game Earth will be populated by Rick Ashly Clones all singing THAT song all at the same time.

Nuke it before it's too late.

I assume that I'll be able to make my character in the game without too many problems, unlike in Second Life or elsewhere where it's impossible to get it to look like it does in my head.

I know I'll be disappointed big time if I can't do it =P

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2008, 04:01:30 am »
Half the spore official forums will be taken over by an off-topic debate over who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or that guy from Night Rider. Elaborate planets, creatures, cities and Kit-esque cars would be designed to test the theory and prove points.

The guy from Night Rider would win...  He'd just run over Chuck Norris

Angels sang out, in immaculate chorus, and down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick , that could shatter bones, into the crotch, of indiana jones, who fell on the over on ground, writhing in pain, as batman changed back, into bruce wayne, but chuck saw through, his clever disguise, and he crushed batmans head, in between his thighs.

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2008, 05:28:24 pm »
Bah. The armies of Bruce Campbell will destroy you all with boom-stick and manly glory.

In any case: I assume that if a species is voted down enough, you can now bomb the hell out of them without damaging your people's reputation. Neighboring races admit that the poke-creatures were abominations and needed to be exterminated.

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2008, 10:07:03 pm »
Bill Nye, The Science Guy would own the Night Rider guy and Chuck Norris.  And he would do it with SCIENCE!

Bruce Campbell would survive though, either through Bill Nye thinking he was cool, or his own awesomeness. 
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2008, 04:59:51 am »
well, since it's only an assumption it can be placed right here:

I assume something is happening with the spore site rightnow cause it's unreachable but it's under the spore.ea.com subdomain so under their control. They are maybe working on something: implementing the sporepedia ?,  the start of the real spore site ? or just a simple host update :)
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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2008, 07:27:26 am »
I assume Chuck Norris with have a cameo in Spore.

Or..

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Re: World Renowned Game Show: WILD ASSUMPTIONS!!!
« Reply #63 on: May 06, 2008, 05:51:00 pm »
well, there's already a thread about this, but i figure it fits better here:

I assume Spore will use secuROM so we'll have to connect to the internet every ten days to play.  I also assume that Maxis was lying when they said you could choose not to connect to the internet to play and that the game would come with enough stuff to play it without ever connecting to the internet.  I also assume that if we don't connect to the internet every ten days we will have to buy a new copy of Spore :o .  Oh and that Spore only actually has a cell phase.  ;D