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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1350 on: February 17, 2011, 10:14:22 am »
tried to plug a wireless card into my pc, now its not even getting power and I cant see any fried circuits or cut wires  :'(

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« Reply #1351 on: February 21, 2011, 09:08:25 pm »
I want to remove a mouse that's hiding under the desk i'm sitting at right now. thoughts?
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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1352 on: February 21, 2011, 09:21:22 pm »
You could get it out from under there by sticking it with a broom handle or something, but it'll just run off somewhere else.

Ignore it for now and leave up your choice of rodent trap overnight.
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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1353 on: February 21, 2011, 09:37:42 pm »
We are talking about squeak-squeak mouse, right?

Not click-click?

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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1354 on: February 21, 2011, 09:42:17 pm »
Set the desk on fire.
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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1355 on: February 21, 2011, 10:03:39 pm »
Put a cat under there!

That will work, I'm sure of it.

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« Reply #1356 on: February 21, 2011, 10:26:15 pm »
All you have to do is turn the crank, which rotates a vertical gear, connected to a horizontal gear. As that gear turns, it pushes an elastic-loaded lever until it snaps back in place, hitting a swinging boot. This causes the boot to kick over a bucket, sending a marble down a zig-zagging incline which feeds into a chute. This leads the marble to hit a vertical pole, at the top of which is an open hand, palm-up, which is supporting a larger ball. The movement of the pole knocks the ball free to fall through a hole in its platform into a bathtub, and then through a hole in the tub onto one end of a seesaw. This launches a diver on the other end into a tub which is on the same base as the barbed pole supporting the mouse cage. The movement of the tub shakes the cage free from the top of the pole and allows it to fall.

Then you shall have your mouse.

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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1357 on: February 22, 2011, 08:58:56 am »
Right click -> Delete
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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1358 on: February 22, 2011, 08:59:58 am »
I once told someone to delete something when I meant 'throw it out.'

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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1359 on: February 22, 2011, 01:15:31 pm »
Put a cat under there!

That will work, I'm sure of it.

tried it already. seriously.
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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1360 on: February 22, 2011, 01:22:58 pm »
Put another cat under there!

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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1361 on: February 22, 2011, 01:25:05 pm »
Put a dog under there.

If you continue like that you'll soon have a zoo under your desk and can make it into a tourist attraction.
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« Reply #1362 on: February 22, 2011, 02:33:22 pm »
Just shoot it. Like, with a gun or something.

Honestly the one time a gun would actually be useful and the Americans don't think of it. In Britain we have to hunt our mice with swords.
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Re: Personal Problem Discussion Thread
« Reply #1363 on: February 22, 2011, 02:37:22 pm »
This man tells the truth.

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« Reply #1364 on: February 22, 2011, 03:25:55 pm »
Just shoot it. Like, with a gun or something.

Honestly the one time a gun would actually be useful and the Americans don't think of it. In Britain we have to hunt our mice with swords.

I thought you had to duel with a doffed white glove and you slap each other with it.