Topic: Personal Problem Discussion Thread

[Uroboros]

Wear a mask to cover up your prettiness, then become a character in an anime or a beat-em-up.

[Brandonazz]

I defy you to prove your prettiness. Most likely, it doesn't exist and you have nothing to worry about.

[Plank of Wood]

Guys, sometimes I worry that I'm too perfect. Advice plz.

[Brandonazz]

I feel your pain. It's not easy being so perfect and I'm glad you asked for help.

Have you tried being less perfect? Sometimes a little bit of perfect effort is all you need to break your perfection.

[martyk]

I agree completley with Brandon on this one?  I used to stuggle with this problem a lot too before I tried that.

[Plank of Wood]

The thing is, I think being this perfect is damaging to my self esteem.

[Brandonazz]

People tend to see your perfection and not the real you.

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[Legodragonxp]

I like being pretty

Pretty what?

-Lego

[Crazen]

pretty looking.

[gec05]

Looks pretty bad.

[sgore]

F***, I just realized i'm that pretty-boy duchebag with nothing to say but keeps talking anyway.

Is there a scrappy, young ne'er-do-well nearby? Unskilled in proper social graces yet charmingly sincere and appearing to take interest in your current significant other?
Does he frequently partake in mischievous yet hilarious antics at your expense?

If so, do not engage him. It will end badly for you and your relationship.
Merely laugh it off and repeatedly offer him your friendship.

So long as you are not serving any nefarious super-villianesque schemes at the time, and I have not misunderstood what kind of story you are in, you should be fine.

[LadyM]

breaks into song...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs</a>

[Cow]

Hey, real problem here!

So, I started dating this girl at my school a few months ago (the fact that I don't remember when sorta illustrates my point) after we went to a couple of dances together. I was sorta peer pressured into it at a football game by her friends. Honestly, I'm not sure why I asked her, other than to make her happy. I have no spark, no real interest in her at all.

I feel trapped. I want out, but I don't want to hurt her, because she's a really good friend and, honestly, I'm afraid breaking up with her would result in a serious loss of face (plus one of her crazy friends threatened to murder me in an only semi-joking way). I go through phases of slight interest and complete disdain for her, which is terribly confusing.

I think I have three options;

1) Tough it out till we split for college. I don't like this at all.

2) Get her to break up with me. Not likely.

3) Tell her that I don't want a relationship at this point, and that I don't feel like we're going anywhere. Basically, honesty.

HALP

[Crazen]

I go through periods of complete disdain for my friends, then I realize i'm being a pretentious ass and get over my self.

[Cow]

I go through periods of complete disdain for my friends, then I realize i'm being a pretentious ass and get over my self.

Man, way to completely ignore the vast majority of my post. Then again, just posting this has made me realize what I have to do. So... thanks I guess?