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Offline Gunner

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Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« on: April 07, 2008, 05:10:00 pm »

Woah. That's a new one... What the heck am I doing up here? And what am I scared of?
Hmmm... This is odd.
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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 05:22:04 pm »
Look down. Notice how high up we are. Start digging a narrow well-like hole to descend. Possibly defecate in fear.

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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 05:23:46 pm »
I'm going to have to back up the suggestion to defecate in fear.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 05:24:44 pm »
Jump.

Possibly while defecating in fear.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 05:25:25 pm »
Jump! And be proud of it!
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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 05:46:24 pm »

Oh it's glorious to jump! All my fears, drifting away!

Wait just a second... Those things are moving below me!?!

Oh God.... What are those? Maybe that was what I was afraid of.

Gulp... And now I am suddenly uncomfortable below deck...
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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 06:32:53 pm »
Land on the side of your platform and hope that you knock it on top of one of those creatures.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 06:39:49 pm »
Got anything in your pockets...?  Like a gun perhaps?

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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 06:44:39 pm »
Hit one over the nose with your shoe and shout:  "Bad horrible monster thing!  Go lay down!"
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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 06:56:21 pm »
How about you just jump down from you rock pillaer and hope the mosters are friendly...

Yah, like that ever has a chance in hell of happening
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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 07:37:26 pm »
Jump down I say!
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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2008, 05:14:03 am »
I'm going to have to back up the suggestion to defecate in fear.

Right on top of them.


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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 08:25:45 am »
Take the crap out of your pants and throw it at the creatures.

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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 10:20:59 am »
Why are you scared of ant eaters?

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Re: Holy Carp! - What Am I Doing Here?
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2008, 01:37:57 am »
Why are you scared of ant eaters?

Hey, those things have nasty claws man.

I say: Commence the yelling for help at top of lungs.