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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2008, 07:18:32 am »
I think it would be funny to attack people with a bunch of Monster Trucks and of course Truck-O-Sarus.
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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2008, 07:22:16 am »
Or...

the Megadoomer X-3 Combat Stealth Mech! (Of course it would work better than in the TV show)

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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2008, 07:40:18 am »
Calling Jesus an abomination is offensive to Christianity.  On the other hand, I'm glad that mechs are confirmed.
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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2008, 08:18:03 am »
So many games to plagarize...

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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2008, 08:25:25 am »
Calling Jesus an abomination is offensive to Christianity.  On the other hand, I'm glad that mechs are confirmed.

I think he called abomination to the Jesus Mech, not Jesus himself. Besides, having a Jesus Mech is a bit silly lol.
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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2008, 08:40:41 am »
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What about making a Flying Spaghetti Monster mech?  Or Air vehicle?  That would be funny, methinks.
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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2008, 08:52:00 am »
i'll make a gigantic robot that looks just like Mario. the robot thing will smile all the time, and send rockets and lasers and **** at cities and other creatures.

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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2008, 01:19:45 pm »
Im sure someone will make a Satan Mech or something along those lines.

Did someone say Satan!?!?
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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2008, 05:10:35 pm »
I plan to create easter island heads, strapped with nuclear explosives and spider legs. I'll have them march out to the edges of my borders and sit down. Whenever an enemy comes close BOOOOM! Not only will this destroy the enemy, it will alert me that someone is testing my borders. (and give me a nice crater lake)



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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2008, 05:31:37 pm »
Ill make metal gear ray for my own personal use. I like Ray better then the others

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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2008, 06:28:35 pm »
I'll make Avatars, Eradicators, Annihilators, Mechapedes, Purifiers, Redeemers, Minotauruses, Devastators, Megawalkers, Spidertanks, and the like. 8)

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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2008, 07:44:38 pm »
I want a Protoss Dragoon, they look pimp. (Kinda like the SC1 model better even though SC2's is shinier).

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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2008, 10:30:33 pm »
Finally... where HAVE all the other mech-heads on this board been hiding? (There's been some good ones in this thread already... let's keep 'em coming!)
 
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I'll make any mech that doesn't look like some guy in a robot suit (Gundam... :P)

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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2008, 10:39:20 pm »
I would build the alien exo-suit from Crysis, with all the laZ0rz and freeze-rays and cool electric blue paint color.
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Re: Jesus Mech! ... and other abominations.
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2008, 10:51:58 pm »
My religious flying vehicle will look like a giant eye from underneith, from the centre of which lasers and what have you will fire.