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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2005, 09:45:25 pm »
Q. Whats brown and sticky?

A. A stick

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2005, 11:40:46 am »
What starts with an "f" and ends in "uck"

Firetruck
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2005, 01:11:54 pm »
Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made!

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2005, 06:51:47 pm »
Sorry, someone already used the bar joke. Okay, so two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bum Bum Tish!

Also note, the spell checker does not recognize okay, but does recognize "Tish."
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2005, 12:34:35 pm »
Ok, so a guy walked into a bar. He said "Ouch."

The joke being that it was not the type of bar where alcohol and fun are served, rather a gold bar or something.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2005, 05:01:11 pm »
How do you get a rhino to stop charging?  Take away his credit card!  :D

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2005, 05:03:51 pm »
What does Snoop Dogg clean his laundry with?

Ble-YOTCH!

What does Snoop Dogg eat with his salad?

Bacon bee-YOTS!
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2005, 05:15:01 pm »
Why Does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella???


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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2005, 05:45:53 pm »
I think one of the most random jokes I heard is

What happened to the kitten that fell in the well?

 ??? It drowned.   :-\


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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2005, 05:48:34 pm »
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A boy fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a Bubble Bath.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubble is the girl next door.
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2005, 06:16:50 pm »
Do you remember that episode of Spongebob where Patrick tells the story of the Ugly Barnacle?

SpongeBob:  I'm so ugly, I'm so ugly!

Patrick: Maybe a story will cheer you up.

Patrick: Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was sooo ugly, that everyone died.  The End!

SpongeBob: That didn't cheer me up at all.  :(


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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2005, 01:50:47 pm »
What's black and white and red all over?
Old photos of Stalin.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2005, 04:47:21 pm »
What's black and white and red all over?

A bloody penguin rolling down a hill! (Sorry Vivec)


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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2005, 05:27:21 pm »
What's black and white and red all over?

A bloody penguin rolling down a hill! (Sorry Vivec)


*sniff* you make penguin angry... You not like penguin when hes angry
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2005, 12:35:04 pm »
A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump.

"You son of a bitch!" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor.

"Oh my god, I am going to kill you!!" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead."

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